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If you keep thinking so...

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I think astrologist fits just right. "Rafa has offended the rain gods".
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#arm - learn from this thing about underage stuffs.
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Suggestion for a new law:

All injury time-outs are fake, cheating, gamesmanship, etc. Unless it happens to be your* favourite taking one.

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Add to #13: Korolev = Round Robin Killa; Mr. Disney = ATP Tour Killa

New rule: Gasquet fans and Murray fans can't stand each other or the player the others support. A Gasquetaire will pull for the Devil over Murray and vice versa for MuzzaTards. Gasquet fans will always have Paris while Murray fans will always have London. Fans of both players think their guy is the real deal while the other has peaked when in reality, neither are probably going to win anything.

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Add to #13: Korolev = Round Robin Killa; Mr. Disney = ATP Tour Killa

New rule: Gasquet fans and Murray fans can't stand each other or the player the others support. A Gasquetaire will pull for the Devil over Murray and vice versa for MuzzaTards. Gasquet fans will always have Paris while Murray fans will always have London. Fans of both players think their guy is the real deal while the other has peaked when in reality, neither are probably going to win anything.
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I have no issue with Gasquet at all.
Well, we have an issue with Murray. Check the summer hard court thread in the Gasquet forum.

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Heh, it's always great to read over this thread again, and predictably, the vast majority of the rules always hold true . The only thing I would consider adjusting is law 24, and changing "dominance" to "demise".
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Wish I had found this thread when I first joined. Although it didn't take long to observe most of the laws in practice. It should be a sticky at the top of GM to save people time.

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this thread helped me alot when I first came here, although it kinda takes the fun away from watching the reaction of newbs to MTF at first


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Brilliant thread

From what I've seen on MTF, we all like sticking to the letter of the 'law'
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