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Law 6 has been edited

Law 40 has been added

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Law 41- Inside jokes are all over. The word mug, true meanings of triple bagels, multi headed hydras, the Roger/Rafa love affair, etc. etc. etc. Outsiders usually sound stupid when they try to combat it, while regulars tend to laugh.

Law 42- Whenever a player had an injury, everyone on MTF is a doctor. Whenever a player is in legal trouble, everyone is a lawyer. Everyone now suddenly is from Serbia or is an expert on mono. Also everyone turns into an astrologist when there is a rain delay

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Clay Death threads will approach 50 pages just a few hours after being started

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There should be a law concerning mugs.
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I don't mind your threads. Sometimes you post good stuff. And sometimes :unsure ... well, let's just say we often have a difference of opinion, especially when it comes to my #2.

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Threads that start out bashing Nole will end up discussing food.

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I don't mind your threads. Sometimes you post good stuff. And sometimes :unsure ... well, let's just say we often have a difference of opinion, especially when it comes to my #2.
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Law 42- Whenever a player had an injury, everyone on MTF is a doctor. Whenever a player is in legal trouble, everyone is a lawyer. Everyone now suddenly is from Serbia or is an expert on mono. Also everyone turns into an astrologist when there is a rain delay
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Astrologist!
Shut up, you guys obviously know what i meant

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Man, see what happens when you run away from school?
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What are you talking about, i just graduated like 2 weeks ago

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and promptly forgot every single thing you learned.

Best twitter posts of the epic match:

@dougrobson - Whoever is supplying Mahut with hair gel needs to ink a sponsorship deal now.

@Wimbledon - FYI, with @Wimbledon live scoring devices, please add 50 to the games in the fifth set of the Isner v Mahut match.

@HolterMedia - Nice to see that a three-day test has come to tennis here @wimbledon.



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