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The past sixty or so weeks have never existed!
It's been a 14 month ATP mix up.

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LMAO!! #8 so true, a favorite never loses or gets beaten, it's always a choke.
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Clearly he slept with some ATP exec to get that ranking.
Clearly!!!!!
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The past sixty or so weeks have never existed!
I thought this was a well-known fact on MTF

And also, on one day, Gasquet is the next Federer, on the other day he's overrated pony. Sometimes, he's both during one match.


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After looking through MTF since the beginning of the year, i've noticed some trends. Feel free to criticize, flame, and degrade the theories



4. Injuries are always faked, especially if the sufferer is Roddick or Hewitt (Deb's Law)

Jon, you need to add Djokovic to this rule.
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Jon, you need to add Djokovic to this rule.
... and Nadal.
(Hewitt and Roddick are not that hotly discussed any more )
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... and Nadal.
(Hewitt and Roddick are not that hotly discussed any more )
It unfortunate that they are not winning as many high profile matches as they used to be
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It unfortunate that they are not winning as many high profile matches as they used to be
Yeah, sadly
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This is the truth, what can we do?
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* When you talk non-stop about being injured but continue to play nevertheless, there's no need to bring it up again when you lose. The groundwork has already been laid.

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40. All players are juicing (on drugs).

41. All players are gay.
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Re: Laws of MTF

Looking back on the MTF laws, not sure if there are that many changes to be made.

Though there must be one for the invasion of Serbs, now Djokovic is a top 3 player. There were always a few around when he was coming through, but when the started winning. Plenty of them all of a sudden starting showing up and when he loses, they disappear just as quickly as a KKK man in an all black neighbourhood.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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* When you talk non-stop about being injured but continue to play nevertheless, there's no need to bring it up again when you lose. The groundwork has already been laid.
Very true.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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Surely law 6 is due for amendment. There are now 3 groups of people, and the Fedtards and Rafatards will temporarily bury their differences and form an alliance against the Djokotards.

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