Laws of MTF - Page 21 - MensTennisForums.com
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
post #301 of 519 (permalink) Old 03-29-2007, 06:14 PM
Mateja Seppieva
 
Mateya's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Seppi's comfy hotel room
Age: 31
Posts: 7,984
                     
Re: Laws of MTF

Quote:
Originally Posted by Blaze-2004 View Post
5.Supporting PHM can cause serious damages to your health (Julie's Law)
OMG...

I am (still) alive and healthy .


Mateya's FAQ
: Yes, I'm a girl. Profile pic is me. I watch and play tennis since 13 (1997). I don't play ITFs anymore, I have a job now. MTF-> uncovering my naughty side since 2007.
http://www4.slikomat.com/13/0120/sc2-Mateja.jpg
Slovenia's finest: Grega Žemlja, Aljaž Bedene*, Blaž Kavčič; Anže Kopitar, Goran Dragič, Tina Maze, PETER PREVC
Umag
WTA tour: Association of screaming tennis players without variety and defensive skills.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mateya View Post
Kyrgios is an annoying mix of clown, punk and attention whore.
Mateya is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #302 of 519 (permalink) Old 03-29-2007, 09:13 PM
Registered User
 
Burrow's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 19,069
                     
Re: Laws of MTF

Quote:
Originally Posted by Matyaz View Post
OMG...

I am (still) alive and healthy .
Ims till alive, but still belching at that Murray match omg

Quote:
Originally Posted by latso View Post
...was properly educated by my parents, so i think before i write something stupid
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypnotize View Post
I knew I was going to regret, reading inside.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Burrow View Post
Weren't you just pestering another guy about his grammar, not so long ago?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypnotize View Post
And your problem with my grammar is?
Burrow is offline  
post #303 of 519 (permalink) Old 04-03-2007, 03:52 AM
Registered User
 
uglyamerican's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Age: 37
Posts: 4,965
                     
Re: Laws of MTF

Not a Rule but...

If somebody makes a prediction and says, "you heard it here first," it has already been posted by someone else.

avatar by J'torian
uglyamerican is offline  
post #304 of 519 (permalink) Old 05-21-2007, 10:33 PM Thread Starter
When You're On The Poster
 
Johnny Groove's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: South Florida
Age: 26
Posts: 41,438
                     
Re: Laws of MTF

New law, for the new fetish of MTF of pointing out multiple accounts, as written by the legendary Mistaflava himself:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mistaflava View Post
any idiot who is posting in this thread with less than 500 posts is an obvious multiple accounter.
Of course, I'll change it up a bit, but Mista will still get credit

Follow my Youtube Channel for all my matches
Follow me on IG for the latest news, vids, pics, and memes
Quote:
Originally Posted by Novak Djokovic
Obviously, you play a lot of mind games with yourself, but it is important to always believe that you can play your best, perform your best, and in the end, your convictions are stronger than your doubts.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
If I took the time to respond to every criticism that came across my desk, there would be no time for constructive work.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Humphrey Bogart
The only thing you owe the audience is a good performance
Quote:
Originally Posted by Niccolo Machiavelli
There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or more uncertain in its success, than to take the lead in the introduction of a new order of things.
Johnny Groove is online now  
post #305 of 519 (permalink) Old 05-21-2007, 10:35 PM Thread Starter
When You're On The Poster
 
Johnny Groove's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: South Florida
Age: 26
Posts: 41,438
                     
Re: Laws of MTF

37. Any idiot who comes and starts trolling with a very recent join date, less than 500 posts, and/or red negative rep bars is an obvious multiple accounter. (Mistaflava's Law)

Follow my Youtube Channel for all my matches
Follow me on IG for the latest news, vids, pics, and memes
Quote:
Originally Posted by Novak Djokovic
Obviously, you play a lot of mind games with yourself, but it is important to always believe that you can play your best, perform your best, and in the end, your convictions are stronger than your doubts.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
If I took the time to respond to every criticism that came across my desk, there would be no time for constructive work.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Humphrey Bogart
The only thing you owe the audience is a good performance
Quote:
Originally Posted by Niccolo Machiavelli
There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or more uncertain in its success, than to take the lead in the introduction of a new order of things.
Johnny Groove is online now  
post #306 of 519 (permalink) Old 05-21-2007, 10:39 PM
Registered User
 
R.Federer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 8,821
                     
Re: Laws of MTF

Still enjoy this thread.

I like oz-boz's contribution. Credit to whoever started the Duck Hunt. That seems to be the oldest.
R.Federer is offline  
post #307 of 519 (permalink) Old 05-26-2007, 09:13 PM Thread Starter
When You're On The Poster
 
Johnny Groove's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: South Florida
Age: 26
Posts: 41,438
                     
Re: Laws of MTF

Just added:

38. For every Fedtroll, there is an equal and opposite Rafatroll (and vice versa) (J'torian's Law with ClayBuster's addendum)

Follow my Youtube Channel for all my matches
Follow me on IG for the latest news, vids, pics, and memes
Quote:
Originally Posted by Novak Djokovic
Obviously, you play a lot of mind games with yourself, but it is important to always believe that you can play your best, perform your best, and in the end, your convictions are stronger than your doubts.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
If I took the time to respond to every criticism that came across my desk, there would be no time for constructive work.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Humphrey Bogart
The only thing you owe the audience is a good performance
Quote:
Originally Posted by Niccolo Machiavelli
There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or more uncertain in its success, than to take the lead in the introduction of a new order of things.
Johnny Groove is online now  
post #308 of 519 (permalink) Old 05-26-2007, 10:40 PM
Anathemaniac
 
Sunset of Age's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: The Wall.
Posts: 41,908
                     
Re: Laws of MTF

Quote:
Originally Posted by Blaze-2004 View Post
Just added:

38. For every Fedtroll, there is an equal and opposite Rafatroll (and vice versa) (J'torian's Law with ClayBuster's addendum)

"It's getting colder, I'm getting colder, older, it's getting colder...

Am I still here? As one, with The Fear?
Am I still alive? I'm still f*cking ... Here...!"


"The Storm Before The Calm"

Anathema

Into music of the PROG-Dorky-kind? visit my blog or MTF's Prog Rock Thread.
Sunset of Age is offline  
post #309 of 519 (permalink) Old 06-06-2007, 04:58 PM Thread Starter
When You're On The Poster
 
Johnny Groove's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: South Florida
Age: 26
Posts: 41,438
                     
Re: Laws of MTF

One year of MTF Laws

Follow my Youtube Channel for all my matches
Follow me on IG for the latest news, vids, pics, and memes
Quote:
Originally Posted by Novak Djokovic
Obviously, you play a lot of mind games with yourself, but it is important to always believe that you can play your best, perform your best, and in the end, your convictions are stronger than your doubts.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
If I took the time to respond to every criticism that came across my desk, there would be no time for constructive work.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Humphrey Bogart
The only thing you owe the audience is a good performance
Quote:
Originally Posted by Niccolo Machiavelli
There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or more uncertain in its success, than to take the lead in the introduction of a new order of things.
Johnny Groove is online now  
post #310 of 519 (permalink) Old 06-06-2007, 05:06 PM
Anathemaniac
 
Sunset of Age's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: The Wall.
Posts: 41,908
                     
Re: Laws of MTF

Quote:
Originally Posted by Blaze-2004 View Post
One year of MTF Laws
Congrats, Jonathan!

"It's getting colder, I'm getting colder, older, it's getting colder...

Am I still here? As one, with The Fear?
Am I still alive? I'm still f*cking ... Here...!"


"The Storm Before The Calm"

Anathema

Into music of the PROG-Dorky-kind? visit my blog or MTF's Prog Rock Thread.
Sunset of Age is offline  
post #311 of 519 (permalink) Old 06-08-2007, 05:04 AM
Forum Umpire:
Gaston Gaudio
 
Action Jackson's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 124,506
                     
Re: Laws of MTF

Quote:
Originally Posted by Blaze-2004 View Post
One year of MTF Laws
Yes, the MTF Laws your most valuable contribution to this forum without a doubt.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

Quote:
Originally Posted by Filo V. View Post
I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
Action Jackson is offline  
post #312 of 519 (permalink) Old 06-16-2007, 10:50 AM
Fly away little pigeon
 
elessar's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: not on vacation
Posts: 20,460
                     
Re: Laws of MTF

How about this : everytime either Federer or Nadal loses a match a new level of trolling outbreak is reached on MTF ?
elessar is offline  
post #313 of 519 (permalink) Old 08-02-2007, 07:44 PM
Forum Umpire:
Gaston Gaudio
 
Action Jackson's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 124,506
                     
Re: Laws of MTF

My law about every match being fixed, should be here.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

Quote:
Originally Posted by Filo V. View Post
I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
Action Jackson is offline  
post #314 of 519 (permalink) Old 08-17-2007, 01:22 PM
Registered User
 
Nathaliia's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 95,308
                     
Re: Laws of MTF

Boredo has never belonged to top 10

I will burn
And you will die...


my old Polish blog www.tenislove.pl
Nathaliia is offline  
post #315 of 519 (permalink) Old 08-17-2007, 01:49 PM
Registered User
 
TheBoiledEgg's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: in Woop Woop Land
Posts: 17,684
                     
Re: Laws of MTF

Quote:
Originally Posted by R.Federer View Post
Still enjoy this thread.

I like oz-boz's contribution. Credit to whoever started the Duck Hunt. That seems to be the oldest.
The Potato Peeler's thread came 1st
rest have all followed since that great invention
TheBoiledEgg is offline  
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the MensTennisForums.com forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in









Human Verification

In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.



Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome