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I like France as one team to go further than expected. I don't really know any of the American players.

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'Me' thread is insanely awesome. It also makes me think that the collapse of civilization wouldn't be so bad.

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Thread is very funny. Thank you for making it. Don't be put off if you don't get 500 pages of replies. Most good things are not popular.

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god stuff.

but.... you need to add a couple more.

~Injuries are always faked, especially if the sufferer is Roddick or Hewitt.

And as an addendum to 14, I think you should add something to the effect that, at MTF, if someone disagrees with you, they will usually resort to personal insults

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Butchering the English language is mandatory.

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[QUOTE=Blaze-2004]After looking through MTF since the beginning of the year, i've noticed some trends. Feel free to criticize, flame, and degrade the theories

1. Making sense is optional

2. The probably of a thread on MTF becoming about Roger Federer or Rafael Nadal or both approaches 1 with respect to time (Mandoura’s Law)

3. The facts (usually) win (Deb’s Law)

4. If a player is injured, he is no doubt faking it

5. Supporting PHM can be detrimental to your health

6. Everyone loves Safin. There are 2 groups of people, Rafa fans and Fed fans, and they don’t like each other too much. And everyone hates (or, at least dislikes) Roddick (Jenanun's Law)

7. (Insert noun here) is on the juice

8. Choke=Lose

9. Everyone loves BYE

10. ESPN’s tennis coverage is a joke

11. You do not talk about the WTA in a positive light

12. Just because a thread begins as “A” topic, doesn’t mean it cant translate to “B”, “C”, and “D” topic

13. Safin= Top 10 killa, Fed= Whole ATP killa, Rafa= Fedkilla, = Rafa killa

14. If you make a post, expect to be criticized, flamed, and degraded by someone else

15. The stupidest thread can evolve into the biggest heap of crap there is. i.e. “Me”

16. Jerry Seinfeld and Chloe never lose an argument (Jerry's Law)


Hilarious. May I add: ELL (English Language Learners) teachers looming around the forum to slap the ELL students?

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Re: Laws of MTF

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Injuries are always faked, especially if the sufferer is Roddick or Hewitt.
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And as an addendum to 14, I think you should add something to the effect that, at MTF, if someone disagrees with you, they will usually resort to personal insults
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Butchering the english language is mandatory
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What a brilliant thread, and the laws are so true it scares me. MTF has definitely developed a personality of its own.

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MTF is like the Mafia - Once you are in, you can't get out of it

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Re: Laws of MTF

Ze first Law:

GrosjeantheGreat should be rezpected and revered above all mankind
at all timez. A failure to recognise ze Great one, shall rezult in one, or all,
of ze following punishmentz, implemented and carried out by ze Great
onez foot soldierz, ze Grosjeanitez:

(Starting with ze less excruciatingly painful and tortuouz.)
1. Water torture.
2. Having ze testicles trapped in ze vice.
3. Hanging...by ze testiclez.
4. Having to watch a match between ze Williamz sisterz.
5. Having to watch ze "Best of Ivo Karlovic" dvd.
6. A date with Radek Stepanek.

Let Hingis' fate be a lezzon to thou all.
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Ze first Law:

GrosjeantheGreat should be rezpected and revered above all mankind
at all timez. A failure to recognise ze Great one, shall rezult in one, or all,
of ze following punishmentz, implemented and carried out by ze Great
onez foot soldierz, ze Grosjeanitez:

(Starting with ze less excruciatingly painful and tortuouz.)
1. Water torture.
2. Having ze testicles trapped in ze vice.
3. Hanging...by ze testiclez.
4. Having to watch a match between ze Williamz sisterz.
5. Having to watch ze "Best of Ivo Karlovic" dvd.
6. A date with Radek Stepanek.

Let Hingis' fate be a lezzon to thou all.
:retard:

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Re: Laws of MTF

MTF commandments:

1. THOU SHALT NOT KILL GOOD THREADS WITH POINTLESS NADAL VS FED DISCUSSION

2. HONOR THY INJURY TIME OUTS AND THY RETIREMENTS UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE

3. THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT THEMSELVES AS A FAN TO PHM

4. THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE LORD BYE IN VAIN

5. REMEMBER THOU KEEP HOLY THE DAY ESPN SHOWS LIVE COVERAGE OF A NON AMERICAN PLAYER

6.THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S JUICE

7. THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY BY WATCHING WTA TENNIS.

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