Originally Posted by LaTenista
And also Berdych = Fifth set Killa.
Originally Posted by GlennMirnyi
Another law: If you like player A and he's not Federer or Nadal, whenever you say something against one of those two, your player will be thrown in the middle of the conversation, without any motives, bashed and criticized in an attempt to offend player A 's fan.
Originally Posted by atheneglaukopis
Fifth set = Blake Killa.
Originally Posted by liptea
also, you forgot all the "wHO Is THE hOoOoOoOtTeeeesSsT!????one??!!" threads.
the ones that never include Carlos Moya.
Law 12 has an added clause, and the sex obsession Law (30) has been added
12. Just because a thread begins as “A” topic, doesn’t mean it cant translate to “B”, “C”, and “D” topic. Also, most topics turn to slash and/or sex after the unimportant things have been discussed. I.E. tennis.
30. There are a whole horde of separate threads discussing such earth-shattering topic as who's dick is the biggest, who has the best ass, best bulge, or who is the hooooooooteeetesssstttt! threads.
Originally Posted by kajonie
The troll law (aka kajonie's law): Every GrandSlam, we shall be plagued and infested by trolls who make ridiculous tennis assertions and start silly arguments based on the flimsiest excuse. After making 28 threads and 107 posts in 3 days, they are finally banned/ridiculed into submission.
Law 14, and Law 1 combo.
Originally Posted by GeorgeWHitler
These laws are great.
I love the domination one. Domination is boring unless your fave player is the dominator. As soon as Fed or Nadal lose then it's all good in the tennis world, yet before there was domination, most of these same people were complaining about all the different winners.
18 again man. Damn, you love that law
Originally Posted by *Viva Chile*
#30 : Everytime when Rafa is been benificied for a good draw, type of surface, good calls from the umpires, etc, etc... is because Uncle Toni is using his magic wand again.
I'll add the Uncle Toni clause to Law 26
26. All player's fans are called -tards. Fedtards, Rafatards, Safintards, Djokotards, etc. These radical groups of people always believe their player to be superior and any player that beat him is a joke, on the juice, cheating, ugly, fat, a fluke, and will never beat him again. Also, stupidity and bias are prevelent in their posts and signatures. And, anytime that anyone (but 99% of the time, Nadal) has been given any type of luck, Uncle Toni is behind it all with his magic wand of good fortune