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Fifth set = Blake Killa.
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With that gate between his teeth, what do you expect?


He was still named one of the 25 most beautiful people in the world. A couple millimeters in his mouth are probably the least of his concerns.

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Roddick vs. Ljubibitch 5-3 with 1 retirement by Roddick and 1 when Andy was injured
all that matters in the DC tie and AMS SF
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all that matters is the DC tie and AMS SF
The DC win was a clear win. But the injury win was that AMS SF. If you remember he had to pull out of Shanghai after that. A lower back strain I believe. So that's actually 5-1 Roddick.

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The DC win was a clear win. But the injury win was that AMS SF. If you remember he had to pull out of Shanghai after that. A lower back strain I believe. So that's actually 5-1 Roddick.
Like i said..only 1 really counted...and Ivan killed him in the 5th set..after calling a trainer..Ivan had a knee injury..
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"If you are a Safin fan, then self pity is fine, as Marat is the only player who has ever suffered injuries for an extended period of time". Of course this means fans of other players who have had it worse are insignificant, cause they aren't as charismatic.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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Law 18 George. I tried not to get too specific with the laws, so they could be effective all over the place.

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Like i said..only 1 really counted...and Ivan killed him in the 5th set..after calling a trainer..Ivan had a knee injury..
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no..its called getting a beating from a guy on 1 leg
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no..its called getting a beating from a guy on 1 leg
It's also called a joke. And that's also why I called it his only legitimite win over Andy.

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also, you forgot all the "wHO Is THE hOoOoOoOtTeeeesSsT!????one??!!" threads.


the ones that never include Carlos Moya.
That's only because he's so hot that everyone blacks out when they consider how hot he is, and thus can't stay concious long enough to add his name.

In fact, I...think I feel a little woozy...

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"If you are a Safin fan, then self pity is fine, as Marat is the only player who has ever suffered injuries for an extended period of time". Of course this means fans of other players who have had it worse are insignificant, cause they aren't as charismatic.
In my defense, I was joking, deliberately going over the top as seen by my use of all caps and the word y'all's.

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Ok, time for a few bumps

Amendments to law 8, Choke=Lose has been flipped to Lose=Choke.

and addendum to 15 as well, with the recent OUT LOUD bullshit

15. EVERYTHING gets blown out of proportion. An example is whenever a player gives an interview or says some little Mickey Mouse controversial comment, expect someone to say something about speaking OUT LOUD.

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And also Berdych = Fifth set Killa.
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Another law: If you like player A and he's not Federer or Nadal, whenever you say something against one of those two, your player will be thrown in the middle of the conversation, without any motives, bashed and criticized in an attempt to offend player A 's fan.
Law 14

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Fifth set = Blake Killa.
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also, you forgot all the "wHO Is THE hOoOoOoOtTeeeesSsT!????one??!!" threads.


the ones that never include Carlos Moya.
Law 12 has an added clause, and the sex obsession Law (30) has been added

12. Just because a thread begins as “A” topic, doesn’t mean it cant translate to “B”, “C”, and “D” topic. Also, most topics turn to slash and/or sex after the unimportant things have been discussed. I.E. tennis.

30. There are a whole horde of separate threads discussing such earth-shattering topic as who's dick is the biggest, who has the best ass, best bulge, or who is the hooooooooteeetesssstttt! threads.


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The troll law (aka kajonie's law): Every GrandSlam, we shall be plagued and infested by trolls who make ridiculous tennis assertions and start silly arguments based on the flimsiest excuse. After making 28 threads and 107 posts in 3 days, they are finally banned/ridiculed into submission.
Law 14, and Law 1 combo.

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These laws are great.

I love the domination one. Domination is boring unless your fave player is the dominator. As soon as Fed or Nadal lose then it's all good in the tennis world, yet before there was domination, most of these same people were complaining about all the different winners.
18 again man. Damn, you love that law

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#30 : Everytime when Rafa is been benificied for a good draw, type of surface, good calls from the umpires, etc, etc... is because Uncle Toni is using his magic wand again.
I'll add the Uncle Toni clause to Law 26

26. All player's fans are called -tards. Fedtards, Rafatards, Safintards, Djokotards, etc. These radical groups of people always believe their player to be superior and any player that beat him is a joke, on the juice, cheating, ugly, fat, a fluke, and will never beat him again. Also, stupidity and bias are prevelent in their posts and signatures. And, anytime that anyone (but 99% of the time, Nadal) has been given any type of luck, Uncle Toni is behind it all with his magic wand of good fortune

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26. All player's fans are called -tards. Fedtards, Rafatards, Safintards, Djokotards, etc. These radical groups of people always believe their player to be superior and any player that beat him is a joke, on the juice, cheating, ugly, fat, a fluke, and will never beat him again. Also, stupidity and bias are prevelent in their posts and signatures. And, anytime that anyone (but 99% of the time, Nadal) has been given any type of luck, Uncle Toni is behind it all with his magic wand of good fortune

Under that definition, is the only Djokotard ezekiel?

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