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post #166 of 529 (permalink) Old 08-22-2006, 03:29 AM
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Great to see Law 18 in full usage.

18. Double standards, stereotypes, and generalizations are a must.

This means that whenever some crowd is a bit rowdy, the justification that someone else is worse to make themselves look better is still apparent.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
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Love the PHM one!!

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" every year for the French Open people have to complain about the french crowd, wich every year proves itself to be the most disrespectful and chauvinisic " or something like that...something about the french crowd, it deserves it

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hear we go again 2 bps, only one is needed.
Because sometimes, you just need the obvious to be stated.
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The troll law (aka kajonie's law): Every GrandSlam, we shall be plagued and infested by trolls who make ridiculous tennis assertions and start silly arguments based on the flimsiest excuse. After making 28 threads and 107 posts in 3 days, they are finally banned/ridiculed into submission.

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13. Safin= Top 10 killa, Whole ATP Tour= Donald Young Killa, Fed= Whole ATP killa, Rafa= Fedkilla, = Rafa killa
This HAS to be the best one . Donald Young has a 0-10 record on the ATP...
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"Ljubicic and Nalbandian fans will always think the other player shouldn't be in the top 10, when in reality, neither should be."

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HAHA, another one:

"If you're Croatian, you hate Roddick. If you're American, you hate Ljubicic. But everyone likes Blake and Ancic."

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LAW # 9
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HAHA, another one:

"If you're Croatian, you hate Roddick. If you're American, you hate Ljubicic. But everyone likes Blake and Ancic."
Blake sucks more then Roddick and so does Ancic...

only winner in that group is Ljubicic....who in the last 4 matches vs Blake is 4-0 and 2-0 vs Roddick
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Blake sucks more then Roddick and so does Ancic...

only winner in that group is Ljubicic....who in the last 4 matches vs Blake is 4-0 and 2-0 vs Roddick
H2H means nothing if you don't have a slam

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13. Safin= Top 10 killa, Whole ATP Tour= Donald Young Killa, Fed= Whole ATP killa, Rafa= Fedkilla, = Rafa killa
Fifth set = Blake Killa.

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also, you forgot all the "wHO Is THE hOoOoOoOtTeeeesSsT!????one??!!" threads.


the ones that never include Carlos Moya.
With that gate between his teeth, what do you expect?
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Re: Laws of MTF

Another law: If you like player A and he's not Federer or Nadal, whenever you say something against one of those two, your player will be thrown in the middle of the conversation, without any motives, bashed and criticized in an attempt to offend player A 's fan.
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Blake sucks more then Roddick and so does Ancic...

only winner in that group is Ljubicic....who in the last 4 matches vs Blake is 4-0 and 2-0 vs Roddick
Roddick vs. Ljubibitch 5-3 with 1 retirement by Roddick and 1 when Andy was injured

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