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post #151 of 529 (permalink) Old 08-10-2006, 03:22 PM Thread Starter
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Upon furthur review, Law #29 has been added

29. Whining and complaining are mandatory. Whenever a draw comes out, It is obviously fixed against Player A, while Player B has a cakewalk. Probably done by under-the-table deals and knife to throat backroom bargains. Also, complaining about the surface of a tournamnet months in advance and saying THAT is also fixed falls under this category. As are the conspiracies of that it is a clown era and whoever plays in this era cant possibly be considered anything close to the GOAT.

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This is true. I also love how some of the Federer fans make a huge deal out of Roger's supposedly "tough" draws while whining about Rafa's supposed "cakewalks."
It is just as funny as people who point out these kind of things but still mock Ljubo's "cakewalk" draw.
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#30 : Everytime when Rafa is been benificied for a good draw, type of surface, good calls from the umpires, etc, etc... is because Uncle Toni is using his magic wand again.

A post that deserves to be on MTF Hall of Fame soon:

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Take that you bitch. In your face. And to top it off her son, Novak went out in the 3rd round, has been leapfrogged by Murray in the rankings and is only a little bit ahead off Juan Martin In yo face, biatch.

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Haven't seen this one:

Add the name of a player you don't really care about, or even dislike, to your signature. It then gives you immunity from saying bad things about him, you know, because you're "a fan" and are being objective. Clever, but really quite transparent

There are at least 10 such posters frequenting this board (you know who you are)
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Or how about:

Anyone who defeats Federer immediately becomes a candidate for the G.O.A.T.
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1. Call a user stupid or ignorant when disagreeing with thier post and then moan and cry when said user tells you you're an idiot and To piss off. Then turn around and accuse user of being a A-Hole and looking for trouble.

2. When questioning whether or not Federer is the greatest of all, be branded as a hate monger.


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Jimmy Connors: People don't seem to understand that it's a damn war out there

Vince Spadea: "The Argentineans practice on the court for two hours a day, then they must practice in front of a mirror for two more hours saying 'I'm not guilty.'
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1. Call a user stupid or ignorant when disagreeing with thier post and then moan and cry when said user tells you you're an idiot and To piss off. Then turn around and accuse user of being a A-Hole and looking for trouble.

2. When questioning whether or not Federer is the greatest of all, be branded as a hate monger.
You do realise that, as we're on page 11 now, it's unlikely those laws will be #1 and #2?

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Yes I did. I did in no way mistake Rule # 1 and Rule # 2 for those ones. Those were merely my 1's and 2's.



Does this make the other rules without numbers rules or are they invisible ?


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Ahh Blaze is the keeper of the laws
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Ahh Blaze is the keeper of the laws
Indeed I am. Hawkman, your queries fall under Law #14

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Obviously, you play a lot of mind games with yourself, but it is important to always believe that you can play your best, perform your best, and in the end, your convictions are stronger than your doubts.
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LOL ! Great laws.


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These laws are great.

I love the domination one. Domination is boring unless your fave player is the dominator. As soon as Fed or Nadal lose then it's all good in the tennis world, yet before there was domination, most of these same people were complaining about all the different winners.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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5. Supporting PHM can cause serious damages to your health (Julie's Law)
same goes for safin, honestly.

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6. Everyone loves Safin. There are 2 groups of people, Rafa fans and Fed fans, and they don’t like each other too much. And everyone hates (or, at least dislikes) Roddick (Jenanun's Law)
hahaha thats pretty close to true. i found it amusing that half the sigs list safin as one...if not the only one...of their favorites. And i'm pretty sure there are ppl who can't stand the very idea of either Rafa or Fed.


Anyway...awesome thread a frightening in its correctness.
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is this the most populated english-language tennis forum?

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