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Why is Gaudio such a lazy prick?

Why does Gaudio never try at all when he falls behind in matches, is he just too lazy who's satisfied because he's won RG and doesn't have to do anything else? He should be ashamed of himself. He doesn't try on hardcourts and never turns up to play the grass court season either. Stupid dick.
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He might be lazy but he has some amazing looking legs.
I could watch him lose all day.
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I've never heard anyone say he is lazy.
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He might be lazy but he has some amazing looking legs.
And a big schlong
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And a big schlong
Well now I need proof of this other amazing feature of Guadio.
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Why does Gaudio never try at all when he falls behind in matches, is he just too lazy who's satisfied because he's won RG and doesn't have to do anything else? He should be ashamed of himself. He doesn't try on hardcourts and never turns up to play the grass court season either. Stupid dick.
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"What kind of shape am I in now? Well round is a shape." said Roddick with a laugh. "I had a very detailed retirement plan, and I feel like I've met every aspect of it: a lot of golf, a lot of carbs, a lot of fried food, and some booze, occasionally — I've been completely committed ... The results have shown."


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lets say it how it is: gaudio is a insecure little bitch

you know its true
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coz theres always nextw week

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And a big schlong

Actually reports say this is true. Maybe lugging all that around and meeting it's needs is what gets him distracted.
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He might be lazy but he has some amazing looking legs.
I could watch him lose all day.
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And a big schlong

Sure, the game is secondary. The most important thing is to have some assets that can send MTF members into a collective orgasm.

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Re: Why is Gaudio such a lazy prick?

Was he lazy in the French Open final in 2004, after dropping the first two sets 0-6, 3-6?
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Sure, the game is secondary. The most important thing is to have some assets that can send MTF members into a collective orgasm.

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He might be lazy but he has some amazing looking legs.
I could watch him lose all day.
rofl at ur avatar

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Re: Why is Gaudio such a lazy prick?

The more important question here is, "Why would anybody care if Gaudio is lazy or not?" He's done more than your sorry ass has done anyway.
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