Originally Posted by TheBoiledEgg
what a ridiculous award, what Empire ???
he probably would become sir, but just as the Queen is touching his shoulders with the sword, one of Princess Anne's dogs will become loose and the Queen in shock will give Henman a right slashing instead
And Annie's dog will rip him to shreds, and he'll have to be put down.
I don't know why that dog fight amused me so much. I just envisioned a vicious fight between these two rather squat dogs with the royals shreiking and the servants trying desperately to seperate them whilst bood was soaking the expensive carpets with the portraits of ancestors looking on out of their gilded frames.