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Ode to Andy's Extraordinary Mind

Even the Roddick lovers and the man himself have joked about his intellectual capacity.

So here is a little tune about his mind

Andy's Extraordinary Mind

In the afternoon Roddick’s acting like a hoon
Feds is serving it will be over soon
Andy’s extraordinary mind
It's everything I could never want
I told you what it's all about
Schuettler turning Roddick into sauerkraut
Andy’s extraordinary mind
So come with me and don’t hesitate

Overrated, it’s clear to see
Backhand drive is so good for me
Feds, Haas, Hewitt and Rainer
I can’t beat them as they are better

Andy's mind is full of doubts
Roger Federer will ram his snout
Andy’s extraordinary mind
Be careful with what you have to say
Don't you try to and analyse his head
Living in Texas they are all inbred
Andy’s extraordinary mind
It's something we will never understand.
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Re: Ode to Andy's Extraordinary Mind

This one is too I don't Like Mondays

I don't like Roddick

The whiny chip inside his head
Gets switched to overload.
He’s going to get schooled today,
He should have stayed at home.
Gilbert doesn't understand it,
His serve and forehand are as good as gold.
And he can see no reason
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason does he need to be shown?

Tell me why?
I don't like Roddick.
Tell me why?
I don't like Roddick.
Tell me why?
I don't like Roddick.
Feds and the boys
Will shoot him down.

Nalle strikes the ball so clean
Federer’s play goes to a waiting world.
Roddick feels so shocked,
When his serve is rocked,
And he starts acting like a little girl
He’s not 16 and so peachy keen,
And ain't so neat to admit defeat.
He can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason does he need to be shown?

Tell me why?
I don't like Roddick
Tell me why?
I don't like Roddick.
Tell me why?
I don't like Roddick.
Feds and the boys
Will shoot him down.

Too bad Sampras has stopped playing now
He should have stuck around a while.
Roddick should retire early and soon he'll be learning
And the lesson today is how not to cry
And then the bullhorn crackles,
And Gilbert crackles,
With the problems and the how's and why's.
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to cry?

Tell me why?
I don't like Roddick
Tell me why?
I don't like Roddick
Tell me why?
I don't like Roddick
Feds and the boys
Will shoot him down.
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Re: Ode to Andy's Extraordinary Mind

wow I wish I were as funny as you

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wow i wish i had as much time as you and spent this much time and effort on someone i didn`t really like

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I love the "I Don't Like Mondays" one - thanks for your little songs George -they always make me smile
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Re: Ode to Andy's Extraordinary Mind

So this is how you spend your free time.

I have to say, these aren't nearly as good as the one you wrote to the tune of Yesterday.

Like father, like son

"For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex...uh...setbacks."
George H.W. Bush, 1988

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
George W. Bush, 2000

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Re: Ode to Andy's Extraordinary Mind

You obviously have talent, their pretty good but should it be wasted on Roddick?
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I adore you bunkie, you always bring a ray of sunshine to my day and that is appreciated.

Jackson, I have many ways to spend my time but I don't think you would be too interested, and you are correct the Yesterday tune had more inspiration, though that only took 5 mins to write that.

Naldo, I will buy you an ice cream or I could write a tune about you.

You are probably right Wyver, but he is such an easy target.
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Re: Ode to Andy's Extraordinary Mind

ha ha

Q. When you've played as few matches as you have over the last two, three months, did you ever lack motivation to go out and practice?

ANDY RODDICK: Motivation? No. I enjoy what I do. I enjoy what I do. You know, I've never been one to, you know, blow off practice or, you know, do anything like that.

You know, I'd be lying if I said I'm looking forward to practicing the next two days as opposed to playing here. That part is gonna suck...(2010 Aegon Championships)
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lol.. God how I love peace...

But hey, you know what they say: Laughing is healthy (or at least we say that where I'm from) and I love parodies.. Thx Georgie

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Lot of love here joske
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hehehe

PS where are you from George, 'cause I still can't put my finger on it..

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I adore you bunkie, you always bring a ray of sunshine to my day and that is appreciated.
erm.... ok.... well then glad I can oblige

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Joske and Ilhame I will you tell one day, but today isn't that day.


Bunk, you have got a mention in my next tune. I tried to get star in there, but it wasn't easy so tangerinus and yourself are in this one.

This is very bad, I have tried to diversify and have included 12 different people in this one.

This goes to an old Police song called On Any Other Day

There's a house on my street
And it looks real cheap
I'm the clown who lives in it
Modelito is on the catwalk
Rosset's drunk on the floor
Marat’s loving it
And when the time comes
Felix will be number 1
What a perfect place to sit


Tangie has burned the scrambled eggs
Bunkie's just bit my leg
Andy Roddick has ran away
Jan Michael has turned out gay

Cut off my coach
When we went so far
How could I do it?
Mirka is proud to tell me
I run all your affairs
How could she do this to me?

Tangie has burned the scrambled eggs
Bunkie's just bit my leg
Andy Roddick has ran away
Jan Michael has turned out gay
And it would be O.K. on every other day
And it would be O.K. on every other day

Throw down the morning papers
And swim in the sea
I don't know what's wrong with me

The USTA are involved in a
Conspiracy
Nalle is covered in misery

Tangie has burned the scrambled eggs
Bunkie's just bit my leg
Andy Roddick has ran away
Jan Michael has turned out gay
And it would be O.K. on every other day
And it would be O.K. on every other day

(repeat to fade)
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