Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Somewhere in space
Re: Dopingutra - 1001 silly/amazing ways to fail your drug tests (not on purpose)
These excuses are just pathetic... I'm still waiting for the first professional athlete who gets caught and immediately says in a press conference:
"OK, the temptation was too strong, I wanted the fame and money, and I thougt it would be easier to overcome adversity, sponsor pressure and physical tireness taking a few pills. I got caught, I'm totally responsible for what happened and I apologize to my fans. Life goes on, at least I won't put my health at risk anymore..."
This athlete is not yet born I think, and we'lle get some good laughs in the future, like "I took some pills while I was asleep" or stuff like that...
"I asked a bloke in the front row if he liked the serve-and-volley stuff," said Rafter. "He said he did but asked if he was going to get to see any rallies. 'Not today, mate,' I told him."
Last edited by mdhubert; 12-21-2005 at 08:31 AM.