Of course, six Slams at the tender age of 24, two Masters Cup, eight Masters Series, #1 for a 100 something weeks, etc., etc. is a sign of a failing ninja. I think I'm going to go strangle myself now, I have nothing in my life now that Federer has finally lost a final.
(Yes, I did read your whole post.)
P.S. If you're being sarcastic, I have to say - this is some genius work.