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One day, Roger, Marat and Andy found...

One day Roger, Marat and Andy found a magic mirror.
Now, if you look into the mirror and tell a lie you will disappear.

First...Roger looked into the mirror and said

"I think I'm the worst ever player in the world!"

After a few seconds...poof! He disappeared!

Next...Marat tried it out. He said...

"I think I'm ugliest player on the ATP tour!"

After a few seconds....

poof!

Marat disappeared!

Finally it was Andy's turn...

So he looked into the mirror and said

"I think..."

poof!

He disappeared!
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HaHaHaHa... so true
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The Roddick haters will this joke.

Personally, I think it would've been funnier had you used a true meathead as the punchline. Roddick is too conscientious to be that brainless.

"What kind of shape am I in now? Well round is a shape." said Roddick with a laugh. "I had a very detailed retirement plan, and I feel like I've met every aspect of it: a lot of golf, a lot of carbs, a lot of fried food, and some booze, occasionally — I've been completely committed ... The results have shown."


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Yeah, what she said!

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I don't get it.

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I don't get it.
There's nothing really to get.

i suppose it's suggesting that the mirror thought Andy was lying when he said he thought about something, thereby suggesting Andy's too stupid to be able to think?

Wow, that's so funny that it blows my mind!

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funny joke.

the boy does need to learn how to think on the court.

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ANDY RODDICK: Motivation? No. I enjoy what I do. I enjoy what I do. You know, I've never been one to, you know, blow off practice or, you know, do anything like that.

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hahaha...funny twist on an old joke (originally with a blonde, a brunette and a redhead)

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cute joke

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I found it funny, though i agree with am&a, Ancic should have been put in for that special role.

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it would have been better with mario ancic.


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