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The new nickname for Federer on GM.....

As we all know, Coria is called the Weasel, Roddick is called the Duck, and Nadal has recently been labelled the Pig. Therefore, Federer shall now be nicknamed "The Cow". This is because.....

1) It fits in nicely with all the other animal nicknames on MTF.

2) You would associate Switzerland with cows just as you would cuckoo clocks and chocolates. A lot of veal and dairy products including chocolate.

3) Roger's favourite surface is grass. Just like pigs love rooting in the mud (clay) cows love to graze on the grass. It makes the term "grass is for cows" fitting too.

4) Many people on here have called Roger's girlfriend (Mirka) a "big fat cow." Some may say it takes one to know one.

5) After winning Wimbledon for the first time, Roger received a cow as a gift.

6) His trademark "nnnaaaaaayyyy" slightly resembles "mmmooooooooooo"

I must confess, this work was not done by me. I couldn't possibly have thought up something so brilliant. However the author wishes to remain anonymous.

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So we call him a bull?


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works for me
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you're joining the cow party a little late, roger has been called the cow by many on this board for quite a while, i won't mention name of the lovely lady that i know to be the one who started it. roger's the hottest cow out there

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I heard that nickname so time ago

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you're joining the cow party a little late, roger has been called the cow by many on this board for quite a while, i won't mention name of the lovely lady that i know to be the one who started it. roger's the hottest cow out there
Did they come up with so many wonderful reasons to justify it though?
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Ok, even as a Roger fan I must admit this is funny- whoever came up with this has a pretty good sense of humour.

Touche. I guess this makes Rafa and Roger fans even now
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Did they come up with so many wonderful reasons to justify it though?
they didn't need to, they weren't trying quite as hard as you to get back at federer fans for coming up with a nickname for their fave that they didn't like.

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The ATP calls Rafa, "The Raging Bull"'; so, if a Roger is a cow. Who is the calf?

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It's not funny. Roger can't be a cow because cows are female.


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It's not funny. Roger can't be a cow because cows are female.
It's udderly unacceptable.

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It's udderly unacceptable.


I wonder how well he really gets along with Elena Bovina?
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I wonder how well he really gets along with Elena Bovina?
Hay, that's what I herd.

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Cute.


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i take it Pig Boy stings

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