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Fed, Hewitt, Agassi VS. Nadal, Safin, Gasquet

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who would win this triples match - played on a very wet & windy clay court at night, lit only by four pairs of SUV lights... with all 6 participants at least a little overserved with drinks prior to the occasion.... proudly wielding slightly torn wooden racquets, without the benefit of clearly agreed-upon rules, linesmen or the chair ump.... flanked by nude, coked-out Carillo and Enberg bringing the noise & funk via a megaphone, occasionally doling out "coaching advice" of varying foulness, mid-point?

And WHY?


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who would win in this triples match - played on a very wet clay court at night, lit only by four pairs of SUV lights... with all 6 participants at least a little overserved with drinks prior to the occason.... proudly swiging slightly torn wooden raquets, without the benefit of clearly agreed-upon rules, linesmen or the chair ump.... flanked by a nude, cocked-out Carillo and Enberg bringing the noise & funk via a megaphone, occasionally doling out "coaching advice" of varying foulness, mid-point?


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You forgot to say that during the match a UFO crashes into court
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Re: Fed, Hewitt, Agassi VS. Nadal, Safin, Gasquet

lol

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Re: Fed, Hewitt, Agassi VS. Nadal, Safin, Gasquet

Reponses that do not include an answer and a substantive explanation thereof, are both in bad taste and incorrect.

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lol

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Re: Fed, Hewitt, Agassi VS. Nadal, Safin, Gasquet

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You forgot to say that during the match a UFO crashes into court
Now you're just being silly

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Now you're just being silly
Aliens don't exist , then ??
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Aliens don't exist , then ??
Aliens exist; UFOs, however, do not.




Anyway, let's steer this puppy back to tennis.

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lol

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agassi fan, who would be flying the UFOs if aliens dont exist???

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shit my bad, misread your post!

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how do aliens travel if they do not own UFOs?

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The question would be , Aliens travel on car since Agassifan says UFOs don't exist ??
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??

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