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I didn't need to see Mariano Puerta's pubes yesterday.

But NBC decided to show the camera angle going right into his shorts yesterday as he was getting fixed up by the trainer. Of course, I'm probably the only one on MTF that feels this way.

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Re: I didn't need to see Mariano Puerta's pubes yesterday.

Yea, I agree with you but, his pubes weren't the only thing you could see...ewww

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Re: I didn't need to see Mariano Puerta's pubes yesterday.

I desperately needed to see them and I´m happy Eurosport showed them too. I don´t remember myself writing them an email with this special request though.

Who wants to play with my balls?

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Re: I didn't need to see Mariano Puerta's pubes yesterday.

Ha ha, I'm surprised this wasn't mentioned before. I wonder how many housewives complained to the FCC. Watch NBC get fined
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Ha ha, I'm surprised this wasn't mentioned before. I wonder how many housewives complained to the FCC. Watch NBC get fined
Even worse for the FCC is when Puerta ran to get a drop shot from Nadal he said "oohhh...Shiitt!!". Then NBC replayed it, lol, one of the commentators weas like "you can really hear him running, he starts grunting as soon as he moves". Then they replayed him running to the drop shot and you could here him clearly saying "ooooo....shiitt!!". hahhaa

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Ha ha, I'm surprised this wasn't mentioned before. I wonder how many housewives complained to the FCC. Watch NBC get fined
It would have been weirder if Mariano had the Janet Jackson-style Prince Albert covering the goods.

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It would have been weirder if Mariano had the Janet Jackson-style Prince Albert covering the goods.
It would have been weirder if there was nothing there at all because his balls had shunken up from all the roids he was doing.

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Re: I didn't need to see Mariano Puerta's pubes yesterday.

ok so what did you see? the whole package or what?
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It would have been weirder if there was nothing there at all because his balls had shunken up from all the roids he was doing.
You wouldn't know from past experience with the juice would you?

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
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You wouldn't know from past experience with the juice would you?
*really high pitch sqeaky voice* Not me

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*really high pitch sqeaky voice* Not me
Back acne not a prob for you then.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
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Back acne not a prob for you then.
No, and neither is Gynecomastia.

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No, and neither is Gynecomastia.
Just like I thought, you say your prayers and eat your vitamins.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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Just like I thought, you say your prayers and eat your vitamins.
That's me, vitamins and vegetables.

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Ha ha, I'm surprised this wasn't mentioned before. I wonder how many housewives complained to the FCC. Watch NBC get fined
I think the "desperate housewives" wouldn´t complain about such a lovely sight. It´s just the normal, prude ones who have a problem with genitals of men who are not their husbands.

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