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2005 Roland Garros SAT

Don't forget your No. 2 pencils and bubble sheets. You will have three hours to complete Part 1. Good luck!


2005 Roland Garros SAT

1. Guillermo Coria is to Irakli Labadze as a cheetah is to:

A. a falcon
B. a slug
C. the Concorde
D. Condoleeza Rice.

2. The Roland Garros title is to John McEnroe as the U.S. Presidency is to

A. Patrick Rafter
B. George W. Bush
C. Al Gore
D. Michael Jackson

3. Olivier Rochus is to Ivo Karlovic as a houseplant is to a

A. Maple
B. Cactus
C. Daffodil
D. Sequoia

4. Roland Garros is to the U.S. Claycourt Championships as Jupiter is to:

A. Saturn
B. Uranus
C. Pluto
D. My pinky finger.

5. Yale is to James Blake as Stanford is to:

A. Tiger Woods
B. John McEnroe
C. Robby Ginepri
D. Patrick McEnroe


6. Paris is to the Australian Open as London is to:

A. Roland Garros
B. The Masters Cup
C. Queens Club
D. The Kooyong Classic

7. Andy Roddick is to the second week of Roland Garros as Antarctica is to:

A. Penguins
B. Ice
C. Seals
D. Flamingos

8. Michael Chang is to Roland Garros as Michael Stich is to:

A. Germany
B. Agassi
C. Wimbledon
D. Käsespätzle

9. The Tour de France is to Lance Armstrong as Roland Garros is to:

A. Björn Borg
B. Satan
C. Santa
D. Santoro

10. World War I is to Europe as World War III is to:

A. Denmark
B. Tahiti
C. Chicago
D. MensTennisForums

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you. are. killing. me.


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OMG, Q, you're brilliant!
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oh...my...god...

i am dying over here! that is just too hilarious.

i was all in the studying frame of mind, then i took a lil break to mtf, read this and am now in a laughing mood rather than studying.

thanks q!

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it's like almost 10 minutes after I first read this and i'm still literally laughing out loud!

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Q, I would like you to be our Dr. Q, then the exams will never be dull and scareful~~
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I apologise for being completely ignorant, but are SAT tests really like that (without the tennis questions, obviously)?
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Originally Posted by Faik Kheft

I apologise for being completely ignorant, but are SAT tests really like that (without the tennis questions, obviously)?
unfortunately, yes... there's a whole section of analogies, and they're not nearly as fun as Q's

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Originally Posted by Faik Kheft

I apologise for being completely ignorant, but are SAT tests really like that (without the tennis questions, obviously)?
For a long time there was an analogy section sort of like mine. I think it may have been eliminated recently, though (perhaps a younger student would have a better idea )

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