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J.Chela def. T.Henman 3-6 6-4 6-2



Christ almighty Henman... 46 unforced errors can do that to you!

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Re: J.Chela def. T.Henman 3-6 6-4 6-2

I mean, sure, the umpire was a moronic idiot of sorts to miss the fact that Chela had succumbed to a double fault when Henman had Adv. at 4-4, but that's no excuse for giving the set away and consistently playing like shit in the third.

Well, barbeque my hamhocks! Your half is gone! Now don't - I say - don't give me no lip, son. You've gotta stick by your bargain. I'd do the same! ....... Well, hog gravy and chitlins! MY half is gone! I-I-I know what you're gonna say son. When two halves is gone there's nuthin' left - and you're right. It's a little ol' worm who wasn't there. Two nuthins is nuthin'. That's mathematics son. You can argue with me but you can't argue with figures. Two half nuthins is a whole nuthin'!
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Re: J.Chela def. T.Henman 3-6 6-4 6-2

Finally Chela finds the way to beat Tim.
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Re: J.Chela def. T.Henman 3-6 6-4 6-2

Well done Juan!
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Re: J.Chela def. T.Henman 3-6 6-4 6-2

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Finally Chela finds the way to beat Tim.
Yeah he sure did. But he definitely got a lot of help from good ole reliable Henman Had Tim even remotely tried to employ the game of tennis midway through the 2nd, this would've been a straight-set win.. But alas, we are treated to typical Henman-fare, blowing away tons and tons of easy shots (mostly via the forehand, as per usual), and simply giving the match away. Well done!

Well, barbeque my hamhocks! Your half is gone! Now don't - I say - don't give me no lip, son. You've gotta stick by your bargain. I'd do the same! ....... Well, hog gravy and chitlins! MY half is gone! I-I-I know what you're gonna say son. When two halves is gone there's nuthin' left - and you're right. It's a little ol' worm who wasn't there. Two nuthins is nuthin'. That's mathematics son. You can argue with me but you can't argue with figures. Two half nuthins is a whole nuthin'!
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Re: J.Chela def. T.Henman 3-6 6-4 6-2

reading on BBC sport... the umpire's overule changed it all, from that Henman's mind was gone...
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So many errors, Tim. Hope RG goes better.

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Re: J.Chela def. T.Henman 3-6 6-4 6-2

Nice pissy fit Tim.

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Re: J.Chela def. T.Henman 3-6 6-4 6-2

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reading on BBC sport... the umpire's overule changed it all, from that Henman's mind was gone...
Yeah, he played like an amateur in his own service game following that untimely incident, and never really recovered. You could tell how much it was bugging him. He knew he was right, the umpire just wouldn't buy it.

Still, in the end, Henman is solely to blame for such a dreadful lapse during the remainder of the match. You can't let a thing like that affect your entire game to such a degree... it's just weak.

Well, barbeque my hamhocks! Your half is gone! Now don't - I say - don't give me no lip, son. You've gotta stick by your bargain. I'd do the same! ....... Well, hog gravy and chitlins! MY half is gone! I-I-I know what you're gonna say son. When two halves is gone there's nuthin' left - and you're right. It's a little ol' worm who wasn't there. Two nuthins is nuthin'. That's mathematics son. You can argue with me but you can't argue with figures. Two half nuthins is a whole nuthin'!
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congratulations chela!!!!!!!!!!!! great victory
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Re: J.Chela def. T.Henman 3-6 6-4 6-2

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I mean, sure, the umpire was a moronic idiot of sorts to miss the fact that Chela had succumbed to a double fault when Henman had Adv. at 4-4, but that's no excuse for giving the set away and consistently playing like shit in the third.
Precisely. I mean that call at 4-4 was a load of crap, but to let it reduce you to a 6-2 defeat in the third?!?! Pitiful.

I really don't see how Tim's gonna equal the year he had last year; if I were him, I'd be pretty scared going into RG next week...

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Re: J.Chela def. T.Henman 3-6 6-4 6-2

I knew Henman's chip and charge play wasn't going to last on clay...

Ball stands up too long..
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I mean, sure, the umpire was a moronic idiot of sorts to miss the fact that Chela had succumbed to a double fault when Henman had Adv. at 4-4, but that's no excuse for giving the set away and consistently playing like shit in the third.
The guy must have been the first blind man to Umpire a tennis match the idiot.

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Re: J.Chela def. T.Henman 3-6 6-4 6-2

I seen that point on tv...
Umpire's should get fucking fined and banned for idiotic mistakes like that...
but still Henman should have held himself together a bit more, but there's the difference ... champions can get through any situation, Henman cant.
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