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'I cast doubt over federer's faecal qualities'

or something like that is what sjengster once said. watch the game he played to break canas and go 4-1 in the second set. no other player in the world can play like that....so no more doubts about his faeces

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I didn't see any anal volley on that game. The court kept clean so that still is a mistery. Dou u have any insider info?

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or something like that is what sjengster once said. watch the game he played to break canas and go 4-1 in the second set. no other player in the world can play like that....so no more doubts about his faeces
What does that mean??

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No more doubts about his shits?

Obviously this is an inside joke I'm not getting.
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His WHAT qualities? LMAO
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Lemme guess.

His shit don't stink? Meaning he ain't human?

Huh, Roger's divine, I've always known that.
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Re: 'I cast doubt over federer's faecal qualities'

I should clarify that this was in response to alfonso's somewhat exasperated suggestion that certain posters would have eaten JesusFed's faeces last year, they were praising him so much. I responded by saying that I would cast doubt upon his faecal qualities, and personally I fail to see how they had a tremendous impact in this match. By that stage in the second set, it was Canas who was shitting himself, if indeed defecation took place at all on the court.

I blame alfie for introducing the metaphor in the first place...

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Re: 'I cast doubt over federer's faecal qualities'

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I should clarify that this was in response to alfonso's somewhat exasperated suggestion that certain posters would have eaten JesusFed's faeces last year, they were praising him so much. I responded by saying that I would cast doubt upon his faecal qualities, and personally I fail to see how they had a tremendous impact in this match. By that stage in the second set, it was Canas who was shitting himself, if indeed defecation took place at all on the court.

I blame alfie for introducing the metaphor in the first place...
Lier, lier. Everybody here knows i'm innocent I don't introduce metaphors, i'd prefer to introduce somethin' else

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He's defecating smashed potatoes right now

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