Here's some more humour from Indian Wells. It's just a quote I liked and stuck in this thread rather than add a new one for a single quote.
Q. Can you talk about the Top 4 that have emerged in tennis, Andy Roddick, Roger Federer, Lleyton Hewitt, and whatnot. Is there a motivation for everybody else to catch up to that pack?
ANDRE AGASSI: The "whatnot" would be Safin , right (smiling)?
Yeah, that Marat Whatnot is one hell of a player...
I read that here