I read the first few sentences of this post and thought you were serious for a good ten seconds. Holy ****, if that's not a sign I'm drunk right now then nothing is.
Wait, are you telling me that's not
how it happened? If they didn't have an eastern European baby scout, then how did they know which 1-year-olds to recruit? I mean no offense, Smoke, but I think you're a little naive if you think the USTA just randomly picked these babies, and even more naive if you think these families, all on their own, decided to move here, raise their sons here, and allow their sons to play for the United States without any sort of enticement. Those stories don't add up.