Exchange I just had with my wife...
Wife: So who's winning?
Me: 1 set all. Murray got distracted by a feather on the court and blew the 2nd set.
Wife: Why was Federer on the court?
(she misheard feather and thought I said Federer)
Me: Not Federer, F-E-A-T-H-E-R. This isn't wrestling, Federer didn't come down to interfere with the match and slam a chair over Andy's head.
Wife: Maybe he should, maybe that's what he needs to man up.
I could totally see Federer play a cowardly heel and come on court to badmouth, swear and distract murray..
Then Rafa the hero makes a big return from absence to even the odds .. crowds go wild!