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Djokovic's fear of the Nard

How can he overcome it?

The transitional world number 1 knows the Nard is around, waiting to pounce on him and dethrone him. He's suffered two career threatening back to back losses against the Nard at the beginning of this ominous year.

As for the Nard, he knows no fear. His bite is even worse than his bark and against which no vaccination exists.

Fear of the Nard...
Fear of the Nard...
He has a constant fear the Nard is always there.


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This is goooooood! The nard is on the move and the joker on the run
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Fear of being run over by him while in Melbourne? I must confess I had thought about it.
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don't think nardophobia is curable, he'll have to deal w/ it whole life
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don't think nardophobia is curable, he'll have to deal w/ it whole life
We're privileged to witness Nard destroying the combined legacy of Sampras, Fed, Nadal and Nole within a few shorts years!

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Novak used his transitional number 1 status to fix the draw and stave off the Nard-pressure, but pressure will accumulate as it does, and luck will dry up as it does, and when the right time comes, and it comes soon my friends, ... the Nard will bite where it hurts most.

ALL MUST FEAR...
THE NARD IS HERE...

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Pray for life. Nard might just be merciful.
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Word on the streets of Holland: Nardophobia is spreading. Will continue to monitor and give updates. Stay tuned.

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It's obvious that the worst decision of Djoker's life was to start playing tennis and get on the bad side of B-nard .


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I don't know who Nard is(i'll guess Tomic), but if he can beat Novak, then i'm all for it
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"They better have valet parking in heaven. I push Ferraris b*tch!" - The Nard, reflecting on the afterlife.
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How can he overcome it?


Fear of the Nard...
Fear of the Nard...
He has a constant fear the Nard is always there.


Discuss.

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