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Re: Djokovic's fear of the Nard

Mr. Olderer/gs17winnerer might say something about the Nard this morning. the Nard needs to pray but I'm wondering if God himself ever prays or is he just God (I mean the Nard) ?

In the Nard we believe . I was on my knees while I was typing this
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Repeat the prayer in my sig thrice and the Nard is sure to reward you for your effort.
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Everyone fears The Great One, so I don't see what's so shameful about Nole fearing him. Djoker has had a good run, but it's time a real talent replaced him. Tomug will win more slams than Noserer and Nadal combined by the time his career is over.
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I love Maiden but this is some weird Tim Burton type of stuff. What are you guys talking about lol?

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Upping this thread in anticipation of a QF clash.
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Upping this thread in anticipation of a QF clash.
tomic is not gonna get there

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A QF clash would be the stuff of legend.

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The Nard was very overlooked when judging the difficulty of the draw...
Djokovic got really ill treated by the organizers, getting his nemesis as soon as QF!

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I don't know who Nard is(i'll guess Tomic), but if he can beat Novak, then i'm all for it
If Novak were to lose to Tomic in this Wimbledon, my tennis year is over. It will NOT happen!
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How can he overcome it?

The transitional world number 1 knows the Nard is around, waiting to pounce on him and dethrone him. He's suffered two career threatening back to back losses against the Nard at the beginning of this ominous year.

As for the Nard, he knows no fear. His bite is even worse than his bark and against which no vaccination exists.

Fear of the Nard...
Fear of the Nard...
He has a constant fear the Nard is always there.


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who is the Nerd?
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OP didn't see stakhovsky coming he must have entered his blind spot.

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Fucking golden thread.

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JUDGMENT DAY: A PROPHECY COMES TRUE

Tonight the wolves won't bark; even the moon will hide.
A dark city abandoned to light one stadium with fright.

Behind the Serb's confident grin, thinks a mind distraught:
"after all these years he STILL lurks, who'd have thought!"

For two years and a half, he had skillfully avoided
any encounter with The Nard, and escaped being marauded;

But his many sins have caught up, so his hour cometh;
From the belly of the dark city, a hungry Nard emergeth.

No escape this time for the transitional #1,
Blood will be spilled, his facade come undone.

No mercy shown, all weakness exposed,
A stadium lit up to witness a long, pending roast.

The world will know, and truth will be out,
and sixteen-thousand strong will altogether shout:



"Fear of the Nard, Fear of Nard,
He has a constant fear the Nard is always there..."
"Fear of the Nard, Fear of Nard,
He has a phobia the Nard is always there..."



Pay for your bad karma Novak. Your hour cometh!!!


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