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Masters Cup Limericks

I was bored...


There once was a man from Nebraska
Who wanted to be Tennis Mastah’
But he lost his good form
His strokes were lukewarm
And his serve was as hot as Alaska.

There once was a player named Hewitt.
Who tried very hard to renew it.
He shouted “Come On!”
With fervent élan
But alas, he still couldn’t do it.

There once was a man with no hair
Who struck every ball with great flair
But his play on clay
Ensured that he’d stay
Far from the Texan affair.

There once was a man who could wow
All greatest of players and now
With his power and finesse
And a mind that plays chess
He has won with no coach and a cow.

Last of the moon-and-volley specialists.

I believe in luck. How else can you explain the success of those you don't like? ---Jean Cocteau

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Keep ´em limericks coming. They´re amusing.

Who wants to play with my balls?

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great thread, Q!



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Good one Q!!
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there once was a man named Roger
who played tennis like no other
he arrived in Houston, injured on his thigh
but when played, i only could sigh...


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Great limericks
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It is very interesting.
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and there's this guy named Marat
he's tall and moves like a big cat
he plays quite well, but then again
sometimes he just couldn't find his brain.


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There was this guy from Switzerland
soon to be called Federerland
he's not only brilliant
but also very elegant
and sent everybody to nowhereland
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Release it Get it posted on Roger's official site

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There once was a young Argentine
Who thought everything would be fine
"I'll whine and I'll vamp
And pretend to have cramp
And the Masters' Cup will be mine."

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Great limericks everybody!!
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Q, Mrs.B and buddyholly

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