new rule: beer tennis
you have to drink a beer ad fundum(=all at once) after every game you win. Grand slams count double
If you try to get the other drunk by tanking a set, the crowd can decide if they want to give you a full round of 5 or 10 beers.
French people are allowed to drink wine and Russian wodka.
That's a very interesting suggestion. Although in my opinion, only drinks of the same alcohol content should be allowed, to keep it fair. The player who wins the coin toss will decide the type of drink.
This idea gives a whole new dimension to tennis, including endorsement deals, off-season training practices etc...
It also gives a whole new meaning to 5-set matches. And in the end, no matter who wins, both players will be happily singing and laughing together, who knows, even treat the spectators to a strip-tease dance...
I nominate madmanfool
for ATP president.