now this one should please gwh
the arnaud clement rule:
any player who insults a ballboy/ballgirl, should be made to do community service, by becoming a ballboy for the rest of the tournament, regardless of his progress in it. this is another way to see more of a player in an entertaining role.
note: insulting an umpire does not bring about a similar outcome. umpires do get paid so that is not community service.
I have seen the little troll Clement in action with the ballkids, he is one of the worst in this regard.
Tommy Haas would be an excellent ballboy, though along with Clement, there are a few others who'd do well in this situation.