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post #46 of 599 (permalink) Old 10-28-2006, 10:31 AM
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Re: Fearless Leader Mr Disney Welcomes MTF suggestions to reform the ATP

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Any player who says you know more than 15 times within a 4 minute interview will be suspended for 2 months and forced to take language lessons.
Sampras would have had a hard time playing a single week with that rule

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That will be the last victory of Rafa for quite some time.. With his joke mentality and pathetic game, I hope the disgusting player loses every single match next season. He's disgraceful. He should just retire. He's a joke.
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- Jaap is placed in charge of all match fixing investigations.
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Each time a player serves a double fault, or if a player is aced, they receive a letter.

Once they have received enough letters to spell out M-R-D-I-S-N-E-Y, they are automatically defaulted.
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Dylan is given the job of being the ATP accountant.
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Re: Fearless Leader Mr Disney Welcomes MTF suggestions to reform the ATP

Annoucement

Hot off the presses since the ATP takes all these match fixing allegations very seriously there have been two positions created for Special Investigators to make sure every thing is as it should be.

Jaap and dylan24 have been appointed into these jobs.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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Jogy becomes Universal commentator for all Federer-Nadal matches.
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Bye should be given ranking points.
If a player wins a set they need to play the next set with their racquet in the other hand.
Doubles matches should be best-of-three TBs to ten. Best-of-five at Wimbledon.
Uncle Toni and Mirka should wrestle before every Master Series and Grand Slam. The winner may hand pick the draw.
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post #53 of 599 (permalink) Old 10-28-2006, 11:59 AM Thread Starter
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tennis kid, I like those suggestions.

Mr Disney get one of your minions to read this thread.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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There should be a tournament played in Australia where the court is half rebound ace, half water - just like in the Todd Reid Uncle Toby's commerical.

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to my Robotic Monkey should be given a WC in every tournament next year

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koellerer, waske, stepanek, hewitt and almagro should automatically be seeded #1-#5 for every tournament. jeff tarango should make a comeback, too.

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tangerine_dream should be employed as crowd liason officer in France.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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The Igor Kunitsyn rule.....

- All ATP tournaments should be played in Russia.
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This thread is hilarious!
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That's a good way to get the spectators out and on their way quickly.

"I think that now and until the end of my career, I can really play with my mind at peace, and no longer hear that I've never won Roland Garros." - Roger Federer
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