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Re: Fearless Leader Mr Disney Welcomes MTF suggestions to reform the ATP

Any journalist asking a dumb question like for example to Marc Rosset. Are you happy you lost? Yes, delighted will have their accreditation denied for 10 years.

Any player who says you know more than 15 times within a 4 minute interview will be suspended for 2 months and forced to take language lessons.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
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Any player who says you know more than 15 times within a 4 minute interview will be suspended for 2 months and forced to take language lessons.
Guess that would be part of Mr Disney's plan to stop Federer voicing his opinions on Round Robin
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Re: Fearless Leader Mr Disney Welcomes MTF suggestions to reform the ATP

- Xristos is automatically given the #1 spot because he says he's better than Federer

- Only televise matches where both players have hot girlfriends. Spare us the sight of Monster Mirka

- Uncle Toni is officially placed in charge of draws.
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Re: Fearless Leader Mr Disney Welcomes MTF suggestions to reform the ATP

When there is a rain delay the match that must be shown on TV is Irakli Labadze vs David Nalbandian, one wearing a leopard skin g-string and the other clad in hot pink.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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Re: Fearless Leader Mr Disney Welcomes MTF suggestions to reform the ATP

- Irakli Labadze to undergo an obesity test.

- Bald players to be banned from tennis.
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- Tennis to never be shown in Croatia (it might spare us the Croats on here )
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- Irakli Labadze to undergo an obesity test.

- Bald players to be banned from tennis.
Irakli is big boned.

Those bald guys have such an advantage at altitude.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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- Tennis to never be shown in Croatia (it might spare us the Croats on here )
That is against the ethos of Mr Disney and since we are Mr Disney's loyal subjects, we must show respect to this man.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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Re: Fearless Leader Mr Disney Welcomes MTF suggestions to reform the ATP

There will be an ATP event played in La Paz at 3700m above sea level, where there is an actual benefit and problem with the altitude.

At the change of the ends the ballboys will give the players oxygen masks, then after the match, they will get drug tested and they will fail cause they had too much CO2 in their system.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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Re: Fearless Leader Mr Disney Welcomes MTF suggestions to reform the ATP

This is called the LaLo rule.....

- During doubles, all players must hold hands during the course of a point. If their hands become loose, the point is lost.
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This is called the LaLo rule.....

- During doubles, all players must hold hands during the course of a point. If their hands become loose, the point is lost.
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This is called the Safin-rule:

Each time a player hits a clean winner, they must pull their shorts down around their ankles for 30 seconds.
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The home-run rule:

Each time a player hits a ball outside the barriers surrounding the court, he must do a lap of the court before playing the next point.
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Have midgets instead of ballboys

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That will be the last victory of Rafa for quite some time.. With his joke mentality and pathetic game, I hope the disgusting player loses every single match next season. He's disgraceful. He should just retire. He's a joke.
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The Russian mafia must be official bookmakers, since most of the gamblers here think the matches are fixed.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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