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If a professional logged onto here...

What do you think the forum would be able to convince them of?

1) Ferrer is a vulture
2) Childish nicknames like Nadull, Olderer etc are being used by adults
3) Federer's achievments were in a mug era

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Re: If a professional logged onto here...

They would laugh


And then cry. Thinking tennis fans are a bunch of retards.

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Re: If a professional logged onto here...

I know it can sound funny but I've got a friend who told me Ferrer is aware of this vulture nickname he has on the web.
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I know it can sounds funny but I've got a friend who told me Ferrer is aware of this vulture nickname he has on the web.
Lol, your friend must be playing with you

Or..........

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I'm gonna be checked again. Guess where i am going ?
The guy started massaging my balls harder and faster. I was so relaxed and disconnected i didn't notice, but my body did i had a massive boner and apologized, then he told me "are u excited, uh?" and it was obvious where he wanted to go .. inside my a**
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Lol, your friend must be playing with you

Or..........
he works in the spaniard stuff of davis cup so I very doubt he was joking.
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he works in the spaniard stuff of davis cup so I very doubt he was joking.
Can only hope Ferrer plays a shit load more 250's next year.
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What do you think the forum would be able to convince them of?

1) Ferrer is a vulture
2) Childish nicknames like Nadull, Olderer etc are being used by adults
3) Federer's achievments were in a mug era

etc etc

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4) This forum is full of idiots who don't even watch tennis.
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Re: If a professional logged onto here...

this is too good. Poor Ferru!

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The guy started massaging my balls harder and faster. I was so relaxed and disconnected i didn't notice, but my body did i had a massive boner and apologized, then he told me "are u excited, uh?" and it was obvious where he wanted to go .. inside my a**
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Re: If a professional logged onto here...

I just hope mark lenders never runs into him somehow.
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Nole reads it.

True fact.

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I just hope mark lenders never runs into him somehow.
You mean that you hope Ferrer never runs into Mark Lenders, literally, over and over and over...
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Nole reads it.

True fact.
He's probably stopped reading it recently

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I'm gonna be checked again. Guess where i am going ?
The guy started massaging my balls harder and faster. I was so relaxed and disconnected i didn't notice, but my body did i had a massive boner and apologized, then he told me "are u excited, uh?" and it was obvious where he wanted to go .. inside my a**
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4) This forum is full of idiots who don't even watch tennis.
I assume that's a case of you speaking for yourself?
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Re: If a professional logged onto here...

They would think fans think they are all mugs. Then they would think 'What the fuck does being a mug mean?'

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