Hello, my dear angels of retribution, it's professor Johnny Viruz and this is:
Jamie Murray was born in the beautiful city of Whitebridge, Scotland, near the Loch Ness.
As we all know, scottish people raises loch ness monsters as pets, of course, the Murray family isn't the exception. In his 10th birthday, Jamie recieved a beautiful monster named Jed.
He was the older brother, so, according to the law, he's the real owner and not his little brohter Andy.
"Mommy, I want a baby monster too!"
- I... I... I don't know where to start.
- So shut up and enjoy the ride, this is the Viruzship and it's powering up the engine.
You've probably seen Jamie and his pet before, they're usually cheering for his brother Andy next to his mom, becase as we all know "Monsters are the most faithful fans".
But we're not here to talk about Jed...
BAAAAH!!! JK! Let's talk the shit out about Jed.
How many times you talk about a living lake-monster?
Jed was growing up so fast and eating so much, it was very difficult to raise him in the house, so Judy Murray decided they had to free the monster.
Jamie was 100% against that, so he and Jed escaped to London, the city that never sleeps. They had no money, but a heart full of hope.
And a tennis racquet.
They started playing doubles together, but, as you can imagine, Jed wasn't a very good player.
And Jamie... kinda sucks playing singles.
It was time to change partners for Jamie, so, he searched for someone who reminded him to Jed.
In other words, a Monster-Looking thing.
A.K.A. Jelena Jankovic.
Jelena and Jamie were the perfect couple in every sense of the word.
They won Wimbledon, making Jamie the "Fred Perry successor", bringing glory to Scotland and showing the world that you only need hope.
And love. The love of a little scottish kid and his monster to conquer the world. (We're talking about Jed this time, not Jelena).
And of course, the "Celebration" after the tournament, if you know what I mean
"Ooo, someone's gonna get some pooosi tonight! Boom kaka boom!"
Well folks, I hope you enjoyed this MTF-Bio.
This is professor Johnny Viruz and I hope you enjoy this epilogue.
"And then, my little brother said: Look, mommy, i'm gonna win a slam!"
- DUDE!!! That was the pic you were going to use if Nole had won the final!
- OH CRAP!!! Chris, give me the 2nd pic...
- DAMN YOU, CHRIS!
Uhhh... Right, right!
Jamie Murray also had a big photographer career.
He took this photo: His little brother Andy Murray with his most loyal scottish fan, Corey Fe... OH, I MEAN, Sap... uhmmm... Yeah. Some anonymous guy.
*Here in MTF Bios we say NO to stereotypes.