Am I really the only poster to understand what happened here?
Tsonga was drunk. There's no way, Jo-Willy was jogging along...ho hum. Jogging...gazing around at the Toronto skyline and then...OH SHIT! Fire hydrant.
There's no way, he's a fucking professional athlete and with super kinesthetic sense/ability...elite, one of the top specimens on earth and...oh whoops, ran into a fire hydrant?! what!? really!? WTF!? Jogging? He jogs on the streets?
Anyways, this is a bullshit cover up. A PR
statement to cover up for him. What really happened was after he tanked his match against Chardy...he went out and did what he wanted to do in Toronto. What any sensible player would do after playing as much tennis as he has in the past month...go out and get piss drunk!
Seriously, he went out in Toronto got wasted and likely tripped, fell or otherwise drunkenly injured himself into a fire hydrant or something else.
I hope when I read his biography the truth comes out.