Holy ballsack! If you change the letters to numbers, the first letter/number goes in chronological order(besides Wimbledon and US Open, but who gives a spit? It's still the only reason that the slams are in that order!)
Oh Sheesh Y'all, 'Twas A Dream
Number of Times I've Cried Over Sucking at FITD: All but seven
W Houston and Samarkand Singles W Charlottesville W Lermontov W ATP Bastad W Bol Fut W Orleans (w/MathMul) W Cordenons (w/dinkulpus) Tashkent S&D (w/ Mr Brightside)
I always wondered how much refs actually get paid.
I remember there being a discussion on this (btw your question is not stupid) at the USO a few years ago because some of best umpires went missing due to the low rates. $500 a match I think was mentioned but not sure. That's for umpires.