At the end of Federer's first round match at the Australian Open a fawning interviewer asked about his kids and if he had bought coach Stefan Edberg a birthday present - no, by the way, the privilege of knocking up with 'King Roger' was enough of a present apparently.
Sweet Cleo is just a hilarious troll. Don't take him/her seriously. I remember the days s/he used to threaten suicide if Sharapova was going to lose. A word of advice for Cleo: don't watch tomorrow's ladies final.