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Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq the Warlocq

I also found this one.

Some old-school shit:

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It seems CharlyBerlocq has an official Youtube Channel. AWWW YEA!

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Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq the Warlocq

Might as well give the title to Charly already.
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Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq the Warlocq

This thread suits the Warlocq's greatness.

Will he defeat Dolgo next? What I take for granted is there will be epic fighting from his side.



Every match is a war.

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Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq the Warlocq

Berlocq-Felder had an strategic tank in the doubles match just to be 100% prepared for the match vs Dolgo.
Granollers-Lopez should be happy.

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Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq the Warlocq

I heard Oscar Hernandez is coming out or retirement to test if Berlocq is the real deal.

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Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq the Warlocq

Right. Berlocq > Federer
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This thread suits the Warlocq's greatness.

Will he defeat Dolgo next? What I take for granted is there will be epic fighting from his side.



Every match is a war.
that picture has an uncanny sexual tone. can't figure out why but im sure he does. the warlocq gets more pussy than tampex.

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Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq the Warlocq

WARNING!
The legend has spoken.

From his official Facebook page:
"A cuartos de final en Single después de un partido muy luchado. Felicitaciones a Marco Trungelliti por su excelente semana.
Una pena que nos enfrentemos entre los argentinos, además tenemos el mismo coach, Francisco Yunis."

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Up to Quarterfinas in singles after a very fought match. Congratulations to Marco Trungelliti for his excelent week. It's a shame we have to face each other between the argentinians. We also have the same coach, Francisco Yunis.


My opinion:
Every Berlocq match is a fought match.
And Mr. Francisco Yunis isn't a coach, is a man who wants to be near the great Warlocq, like everyone of us.


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Right. Berlocq > Federer
Berlocq >>>>> Federer + Nadal + Djokovic + Sampras + Agassi + Laver + George Bastl

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Berlocq >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Federer + Nadal + Djokovic + Sampras + Agassi + Laver + Borg + Lendl + Becker + Mc Enroe + Edberg + Stich + Mecir + George Bastl + Soderling + Rosol + Krajicek

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Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq the Warlocq

Great to see Charly getting shit done. No man (or rather, inferior being) shall halt the Warlocq on his quest to the title.

Plus, a polite reminder for all hatas to sukit. Charly don't need none of you motherfuckers.

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Warlocq has been visiting Umag parties every night, drinking heavily and dancing with every girl he wanted until 5 am. God knows how many baby Warlocqs will appear in 9 months time.
When everybody left the party and went to sleep, Warlocq had a breakfast and went jogging down the beach.


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Pssssh Berlocq tanking for the Olympics, which he knows is far more important. He'll take the olympics without losing a game. If his opponents are lucky they'll get a point.

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Pssssh Berlocq tanking for the Olympics, which he knows is far more important. He'll take the olympics without losing a game. If his opponents are lucky they'll get a point.
Strategic tank by Warlocq. Really good from him.
He wants Croatia to have his revenge vs Dolgo in their home country, vs the same player.

Peak Warlocq for the Olympics.

Next one would be Hamburg, a big tournament with great history.

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Strategic tank by Warlocq. Really good from him.
He wants Croatia to have his revenge vs Dolgo in their home country, vs the same player.

Peak Warlocq for the Olympics.

Next one would be Hamburg, a big tournament with great history.


Well your last sentence rings true...

As for Berlocq, watched his match against Dolgo today, and my main reaction/impression was, "WHERE THE HELL ARE MY EARPLUGS!?"


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