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Update for Mercy.

1st update

2nd update

3rd update

4th update - HAPPY 30th BIRTHDAY WARLOCQ!!!

5th update

6th update



Laughin with Charly.

Laughin with Charly 1

Laughin with Charly 2 (London Olympics special edition)

Laughin with Charly 3

Laughin with Charly 4



The Real King of Clay



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So, let's suppose I ask you: Who's the best player of the moment?



Djokovic? Nadal? Federer?​

WRONG!!!

It's Carlos motherfuckin Berlocq, bitch!​

"...He's another south american claycourter"​
"...He doesn't have a forehand..."​
"He's a challenger level clown..."​

Grow a big PAIR OF BALLS and listen to me, goddamn fool!

- He was born in 1983
The year the earth had his lowest temperature ever 89.2 °C (−128.6 °F) in Antartica
SO DAMN EPIC

- He's from Chascomus city
The city with the best DULCE DE LECHE in the whole fuckin WORLD.
- He's in the best moment of his career


And he's so FUCKIN HUNGRY!!






Let's see some stats...


Who's the player who made more bagels in 2012?
"Easy question: Novak Djokovic"



YOU WISH!

Berlocq 8
Djokovic 5
BOOM!! Right in the ass





Look at this shit:


Did you saw that?
Did you read those stats?



14 motherfuckin titles purely made of his rivals PAIN


And that's not all...

He's the best challenger level player from Argentina.
He brings GLORY to his nation.​


"Uhhh... If he brings glory to his nation. Why don't he play Davis Cup?"

Davis cup is a fucking lie!!!​

Charly doesn't need Davis Cup. He's the 4th best player from Argentina right now.

That's right bitch. He's gonna be in the FUCKIN OLYMPICS.


Keep crying, baby Nalby, but you're OUT.







But that's not me talking, let's hear some nasty testimonials.



"Boy, I wish I have Berlocq's deadly backhand"

Novak Djokovic, ATP N° 1


"I want Charly to put his face between my boobs"

Random girl


"I would change my 16 grand slams, just for a dinner with Charly"

Roger Federer



"I want to have sex with that sexy latin boy"
Your mother




What do you think now?!​



Be a man and pray for mercy to your new god.




You still doesn't love him? Well FUCK YOU, Charly doesn't need you.

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What MTF has to say about Berlocq:

Berlocq he serve volleys on 2nd serve when down break point and has a fine mullet.

I like Berlocq, he´s a living proof of where hard work can get you.
We know that Berlocq is a beast for a long time now. Nadal, Djoker and all top 20 players don't play challengers because they are afraid of Carlos Berlocq and stand no chance against him.

memo to berlocq`s adversaries:


pray for death.

He is soo good that i tried to made a video highlights of one of his matches but i couldnt because youtube dident allow the huge duration of the film.

Dodig challenged Berlocq to a "who has most testicles contest" and lost by 3

Bagel king (better than Djokovic), GOAT mullet (better than prime Haas) and GOAT grunt (better than Venus and Sharapova combined). MTF legend in the making.

of course it is well known that dodig is the proud owner of three sizeable testicles... but, not as well known is the fact that berlocq has been denied entry to a total of 4 U.S. states as his right testicle was deemed 'excessive'...

he’ll be the first player inducted into the tennis hall of fame, twice.
 
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#191 ·
Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq - Post #187: Laughin with Charly

Too easy Warlocq, too easy :haha:
 
#195 ·
Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq - Post #187: Laughin with Charly

That video of Warlocq shows two things. He has the best fucking forehand and the best fucking backhand.
 
#196 ·
Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq - Post #187: Laughin with Charly

:lol:

So far we've seen 4 parts of Laughin with Charly, featuring the top 4. I wonder what next...Probably the rest of top 10 or some interesting players like Gulbis and Young. :D
 
#199 ·
Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq - Post #187: Laughin with Charly

No, the time is not yet right. Giraldo will be devastated if he loses, might even contemplate suicide... Warlocq cannot allow that, he has a big heart.
The Warlocq doesn't give a shit, and now he's up a set!
 
#200 ·
Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq - Post #187: Laughin with Charly

for safety reasons this match was not put on Center Court
 
#201 ·
Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq - Post #187: Laughin with Charly

The rumours say that USTA is going to rig the USO main draw and consequently to make Warlocq play Donald Young, as they know that Charly wouldn't let the Don continue his dreadful losing streak.
 
#202 ·
Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq - Post #187: Laughin with Charly

standing ovation in court 4
 
#204 ·
Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq - Post #187: Laughin with Charly

I am sorry Viruzz but I have personally spoke with the Warloq today and he has now officially appointed me his good luck mascot.


'ANY TIME FATHEAD POSTS IN THIE THREAD THE WARLOQ WILL WIN'

Unfortunately for the Warloq I will be busy washing my scarf for when his next match is scheduled but this unfortunately will happen from time to time.


Having watched his match via steam I however can confirm what everyone knows.
The Warloq is indeed the finest player that I have ever seen.
 
#205 ·
Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq - Post #187: Laughin with Charly

That's possibly true, mr Fathead, possibly the truth, but I'm still not sure.
It's difficult to talk to the mighty Warlocq, I did it once, but I had to make 3 difficult tasks.

I had to tie an angry syberian tiger from his paws with nothing but my hands and a little rope.
Then, I had to find a fresh dragon's skull, to confirm Dragon's exist in a dark cave near Chascomus (The city where the mighty Warlocq was born).

And finally, I had to show I'm a brave man, and I spent an hour in a tank full of spiders.


Then, the Warlocq allowed me to talk to him, and I said he was the greatest player I've ever seen.

He just smiled and say "I know".

I was so happy I would do it all over again.
I'm thinking of doing that again and tell him about this thread and how MTF knows who's the real golden warrior.


Now, about the match:
Of course the Warlocq won, he was pissed off about his last match vs Giraldo where he kindly gifted him the match and Santiago was a bit disrespectful by not bending over to his king, also to piss Nalby, being him the only Argentinian who won today.
7-5 6-3, Fish is his next rival.

I heard Mardy was scared and screaming in his locker.
 
#207 ·
Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq - Post #187: Laughin with Charly

anyone watching?

they are robbing berlocq out there
 
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#211 ·
Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq - Post #187: Laughin with Charly

warlocq tanked this match cause he knew this is fish's home-tournament and we all know what a gentleman warlocq is :worship:
:bowdown: He should get the Stefan Edberg Sportsmanship Award.
 
#212 ·
Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq - Post #187: Laughin with Charly

I couldn't watch the match.
But as I read you, i'm convinced Warlocq tanked to Fish because he knew Mardy has to defend a lot of points and he needed the win more than ever.
Warlocq doesn't need to win, we all know he's the best.

Too kind this Warlocq, how can't you love him?
 
#213 ·
Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq - Post #187: Laughin with Charly



Of course the Wednesday Hot-Shot is Warlocq.
It's easy Mardy, the great Warlocq is gifting you the match, don't toy with him!
That's what happen when you try to toy with him.
 
#214 ·
Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq - Post #187: Laughin with Charly

Of course the Wednesday Hot-Shot is Warlocq.
It's easy Mardy, the great Warlocq is gifting you the match, don't toy with him!
That's what happen when you try to toy with him.
Nobody. And I mean nobody, messes with the Warlocq!
 
#215 ·
Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq - Post #187: Laughin with Charly

Warlocq at 5% effort there as well. Suck shit Mugdy :bigwave:
 
#216 ·
Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq - Post #187: Laughin with Charly

Winston-Salem draw for the Warlocq
R1- Some mug qualifier
R2- Anderson
R3- Granollers
QF- Tsonga
SF- Isner/Benneteau
F- Berdych/Querrey/Dolgopolov

Warlocq to take the title 100%.
 
#219 ·
Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq - Post #187: Laughin with Charly

Winston-Salem draw for the Warlocq
R1- Some mug qualifier
R2- Anderson
R3- Granollers
QF- Tsonga
SF- Isner/Benneteau
F- Berdych/Querrey/Dolgopolov

Warlocq to take the title 100%.
i am not even sure why they even have a tournament when the warlocq who has been inducted int he tennis hall of time twice this year is playing. is he that famous that people want to touch balls that the warlocq is playing with?
 
#218 ·
Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq - Post #187: Laughin with Charly

Was Warlocq offered to take part in Argentinian "Dancing with stars"? I think he deserves it.
He was offered, but he declined. All of the lady dance partners would want to be partnered up with the Warlocq and it would get way too out of hand. Warlocq thinks ahead better than anyone else ;)
 
#221 ·
Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq - Post #187: Laughin with Charly

While reading some other thread out there, i was totally wrangled up about this player. Now that i came to know about this incredible player, i'm happy. Berlocq or Warlocq :confused:.

BTW, whats he doing playing challengers there? Couldn't he make good at major tournaments? His stats are like he'll beat nadal!! lol ;)
 
#222 ·
Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq - Post #187: Laughin with Charly

While reading some other thread out there, i was totally wrangled up about this player. Now that i came to know about this incredible player, i'm happy. Berlocq or Warlocq :confused:.

BTW, whats he doing playing challengers there? Couldn't he make good at major tournaments? His stats are like he'll beat nadal!! lol ;)
Fed, Rafa and Nole combined in one pláyer have no chance vs the mighty Warlocq.

I hope you enjoyed this thread, and come on! get a ride in the BerlocqWagon, he'll play Winston Salem this week, there you can see the real magic.
 
#237 ·
Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq - Post #187: Laughin with Charly




10 best shots of Cincinnati.

Look at the 7th and (OF COURSE) the 1st of the whole tournament.


GOAT

Even two players at the same time would be no match for the real GOAT if he played at 100%.:wavey:
 
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