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Re: The best player in the world right now. Carlos Berlocq.

pretty much the truth
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Re: The best player in the world right now. Carlos Berlocq.

He is soo good that i tried to made a video highlights of one of his matches but i couldnt because youtube dident allow the huge duration of the film.
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Re: The best player in the world right now. Carlos Berlocq.

Dodig challenged Berlocq to a "who has most testicles contest" and lost by 3
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Re: The best player in the world right now. Carlos Berlocq.

GOAT thread.

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His first career ATP win was 6-0 6-0 over Young.
His second career ATP win was 6-0 6-1 over Didac Perez.
His third career ATP win was 6-2 6-2 over Stefano Galvani.
His fourth career ATP win was 6-0 6-2 over Kohlschreiber.

He was thrashing opponents from the get go.
Even on the challenger level, and without ever seeing him play, I had noticed him for several years for that single special reason : when he was in a good week, he really made impressive scores, crushing several opponents in a row ... but sometimes failing in the last step whereas the scores during the week did let you expect that he would beat his opponent.

I mean he was the only player on the challenger level who was eyecatching only from the scorelists

The only player who gave me also that impression but on a far lesser extent was Peter Luczak in some periods.
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Epic!

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Re: The best player in the world right now. Carlos Berlocq.

he isn't nicknamed Warlocq for nothing

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That will be the last victory of Rafa for quite some time.. With his joke mentality and pathetic game, I hope the disgusting player loses every single match next season. He's disgraceful. He should just retire. He's a joke.
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Re: The best player in the world right now. Carlos Berlocq.

Best thread i've ever seen on this forum by a mile.
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Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq the Warlocq

Well played, OP.

Berlocq, simply a locq for RG.

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Nadal is by far the most naturally talented player of all time and that is the reason his stay at the top is a lot longer than players like Federer etc were able to do.
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Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq the Warlocq

Thank you all for the kind words, the Berlocq-wagon is growing like crap.



Now look at this piece of solid shiny gold:



EDIT: So, it seems you can't embed the video, so here's the link.
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Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq the Warlocq

looks like he is the bagel king.....
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Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq the Warlocq

Bagel king (better than Djokovic), GOAT mullet (better than prime Haas) and GOAT grunt (better than Venus and Sharapova combined). MTF legend in the making.

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as the OP so accurately stated:

BOOM, right in the fucking ass

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