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This is the best thread ever.
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Does Charly approve the Pope election?
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World #3 Andy Murray is obviously impressed with the warlocq's aweinspiring grunt in their (still ongoing) match today.

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warlocq will lead argentina to dc tie win while bandy is busy eating burgers from argentina's finest beef

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Update for Mercy N° 5

I think we deserve a new update for mercy right now.

We're waiting for the press conference of the great Warlocq, I'll try to translate it. (Probably a blog post and all that amazing stuff).

But if you don't know, let me use these images to explain it:














That's right. Berlocq, the Warlocq won the 5th point in the Davis cup tie.

Are we surprised? No, we're not.

Berlocq gave Tsonga a good victory because he knew he needed one, but he made it epic, because... He's the Warlocq, and he made it clear. "No, Jo, you won't win it easily in 4 sets".

And now we're here. The world's talking about Warlocq once again.
IT SHOULD BE ALWAYS LIKE THIS!!!!

I think it's a good moment to change our official MTF link (in the WTA-sister forum):


Can anyone contribute with a new one?

The match:

Berlocq defeated Gilles Simon in Davis Cup 6-4 5-7 6-4 6-4 in almost 4 hours.
(We're waiting for highlights).

After 2 easy victories in Buenos Aires (6-2 6-1) and Acapulco (7-6 6-3), and a beautiful gift in Hamburg, Berlocq decided he gave Simon enough victories and to make his countrymen happy by winning over Simon with his warriors skills and mental tricks.
He had a total of 5 match points before winning the 6th, just because he knew that was the only way to scare the frenchman in the future.
Like the human (super-human, but still he has a human-part) he is, he cried and smiled after the match.

His first on-court words after the match:

"I have no words to express what I feel. You can't imagine the fear I felt before entering the court. You can't imagine the pressure I had during the whole match. I felt like I was cramped, I was injured. SO many feelings. This is not because of getting along, but the force you (To the crowd) gave me today... I have no words"

"Sportingly, this is the most special day of my life and I want to share it with all of them (The DC Team) and with everyone that's on the back. You can't imagine what we every one of us felt to win this tie. I felt we got an achievement. This is a team's victory".


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No Del Potro, but the goat is here to rescue Argentina.

Wins his two matches and sends the team through. That's why he tanked the AO match against Nishikori. Now he'll win the whole thing.

He knew Tsonga needed a good victory and look what he did! He made him recover his good-form (Another Warlocq miracle!), as we have seen vs Monaco.


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warlocq will lead argentina to dc tie win while bandy is busy eating burgers from argentina's finest beef

Prediction queen.



I promise here 2 updates the moment I know I can do it.

- Translated interview with Warlocq and Warlocq's post in his official web/blog.
- Posting the highlights of the match.



But remember, my friends. This wasn't a victory.
No.

IT WAS A MESSAGE.

Never underestimate the Warlocq.
Respect your King.
Accept the facts.
Pray for mercy.



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He knew Tsonga needed a good victory and look what he did! He made him recover his good-form (Another Warlocq miracle!), as we have seen vs Monaco.
Thank you Warlocq, your generosity knows no bounds.

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No Del Potro, but the goat is here to rescue Argentina.

Wins his two matches and sends the team through. That's why he tanked the AO match against Nishikori. Now he'll win the whole thing.
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Almighty God Warlocq, I know I am not worthy but... please, I beg of you my God, take away my sins.

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