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Don't both have 8 bagels?? But Djoko was bagelled by Federer, so Berlocq is the Bagel King
Chokeovic has 9. But yes, Warlocq is by far the bagel king.

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Pretty much sums up the thread







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30 years ago a legend was born.
Happy birthday, Warlocq!
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Prett much sums up the thread

When did this happen? RG?
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When did this happen? RG?
Yes. It's an image from the future after GOATlocq beats Nadal in 5 for the RG 2013 crown

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Yes. It's an image from the future after GOATlocq beats Nadal in 5 for the RG 2013 crown
lol... you misinterpreted it. it should be in 3.
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Happy Warlocq day to all Carlos' fans.

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Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq - Post #252 Update for mercy 3

UPDATE FOR MERCY 4

Today we have a different kind of update for mercy.

You see... Let's travel in time, 30 years ago, to the beautiful city of Chascomús, Buenos Aires, Argentina.


In this beautiful place, 30 years ago, 3 wise men riding camels went to see the birth of the new Tennis God.

They were, Rod Laver, Pancho Gonzales and Bill Tilden.
- Bill was dead.
- SHUT UP!


30 years ago, the new tennis god was born.



We want to say him: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WARLOCQ.

You're the light in the dark, the waterbottle in the desert, the ass-cover in the gay sauna, the Iphone in the Monfils-Simon match.



The only king in this mess.
The only player to rule them all.
The best tennis we've ever seen.

And even today, in his birthday, he went to play for his country, with his heart and soul.
Of course he won, he decided he wanted to bring people happiness, so he won.

PRAY FOR MERCY

Carlos "Warlocq" Berlocq is alive, and powerful than ever.

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Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq - Post #265 HAPPY BIRTHDAY WARLOC

No Del Potro, but the goat is here to rescue Argentina.

Wins his two matches and sends the team through. That's why he tanked the AO match against Nishikori. Now he'll win the whole thing.

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Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq - Post #265 HAPPY BIRTHDAY WARLOC

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Happy Goatday

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Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq - Post #265 HAPPY BIRTHDAY WARLOC

Poor chileans, they will feel the wrath of the Warlocq now.

Supporting the Ballbasher Nation, some of our proud soldiers:
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Pusher Nation's Reign of Terror is coming to an end, their borders are conquered and we won't take any prisoners!
Get Ready King Mandy!

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