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Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq the Warlocq - Update for Mercy pt

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Okay, you got me.
I didn't wanted to say that he won't lose a game because they call me fanboy, but if we should consider his form and the Atp Tour's form, he should win all games.
People like ourselves are not "fanboys" to the Warlocq. That is not possible. It's just that we realize the Warlocq's brute strength and amazing ability, that we have grown to respect him and expect big things from him

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Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq the Warlocq - Update for Mercy pt

Hello, folks.
This is Professor Johnny Viruz and this is:

LAUGHIN' WITH BERLOCQ







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Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq - Post #137 - Laughin with Charly

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to viruzzz again."

Oh Sheesh Y'all, 'Twas A Dream

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All hail the Warlocq

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People like ourselves are not "fanboys" to the Warlocq. That is not possible. It's just that we realize the Warlocq's brute strength and amazing ability, that we have grown to respect him and expect big things from him
One does not simply become a fanboy of the Warlocq, it is already implied since the day he was born.

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All hail the Warlocq



One does not simply become a fanboy of the Warlocq, it is already implied since the day he was born.
Agreed

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Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq - Post #137 - Laughin with Charly

this thread is epic

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to viruzzz again.
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As for Mugray, what can be said? A disgusting human being, and awful player, and a choking pushing mug. He looks like a kemo patient, bald spots, hairless legs, pasty blotchy skin, busted teeth, and an ugly, snarling face. Typical antics all came out in this match: faking injuries, grimacing and cursing, trying to peg Fed, trying to start drama, undeserved final based on an exhausted old man and a joke draw.

I'm no Fakervic fan but he needs to save tennis, sadly tree trunk legs will be fresh. Interesting he's never questioned....
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I cant rep you for this

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I've been spreading too much in the last 24 hours.

Reputation that is.


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Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq - Post #137 - Laughin with Charly

Attention!! Attention!!

From Warlocq's twitter & Facebook:

"Paliza a @delpotrojuan en el ultimo entrenamiento antes del debut.Espero no haberte sacado confianza Delpo jajajaja"

Translation:

"Beatdown over @DelPotrojuan in the last training before the debut. I hope I didn't steal your confidence, Delpo. hahahaha"

(You see? That's what happens when Warlocq plays his best, Delpo obviously had no chance. He didn't said the scoreline but i'm pretty sure it was something like 6-0 6-0 6-0, all winners, no unforced)


Warlocq's Olympic profile:
http://www.london2012.com/athlete/be...arlos-1087950/


You also can see a lot of Warlocq's sexiness in this Facebook photo album:

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?s...7864703&type=1



And, of course, Warlocq telling Falla how to beat Federer. He's the only one with the formula.




You also must know, that our good friend Charly has been interviewed by a lot of newspaper this week, inluding one big interview with Olé, the biggest sports-related newspaper from Argentina.

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Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq - Post #137 - Laughin with Charly



a suitable trophy for a player like the warlocq.

not like that mickey-mouse trophys from the other "top" guys.



cause we all know: the bigger the trophy, the better the player
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cause we all know: the bigger the trophy, the better the player
Agreed. And we can also say something like:

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(Look at that hair, only a champion can have that hair).



Also, Charly's Facebook uploaded a great pic of Mini-Warlocq when he was a little kid.



Look at that!
Power, unlimited power.

"El chico de la foto, que hacía dedo en la ruta para ir a jugar al club de Chascomús también esta viviendo un sueño."

"The kid on the photo, who made auto-stop on the route to go to the Chascomus club, is living his dream too"

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Re: The best player in the world right now. Berlocq - Post #137 - Laughin with Charly

@post 137: thank you Charly I love you
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Hello, folks.
This is Professor Johnny Viruz and this is:

LAUGHIN' WITH BERLOCQ








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This thread just gets better and better....


Long live Warlocq!!!
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