Tennis dies so badly if Duck wins this tournament now.
Tennis dies in a 250 tournament. I never knew how important San Jose was to the tennis world. When San Jose closes for good, that's it. Break your rackets, cut your strings and burn all your grip tape.
The universe of tennis that once stood in San f'ing Jose
is dead. It's all over. Erect a statue of Pete Sampras, Ivan Lendl, and Arthur Ashe in its stead, and be sure to remind them that this legendary tournament that ended an incredible sport was never won by Nadal, Federer and Djokovic.
Nothing is as important in the entire tennis season as San Jose. And by god, if Andy Roddick wins, then truly, TRULY, Tennis dies here.
...Get a freakin clue.