Re: Scottish Independence or Andy Murray winning Grand Slam, which occurs first?
A grand slam winning Murray will be the slight ticking off of some people. An independent Scotland will be the death of us all.
So I was recently informed that my signature was empty and needed a life affirming quote from an inspirational figure like Shakespeare or Oscar Wilde...
When I die my mates had better not tweet some cheesy crap like I'm watching over them or some jazz. Watch your train-wreck lives? I'll take my chances in hell.
-Drunk tweeter at twitter