Re: Australian Open: The Drama Slam?
It was only a few decades ago that the Aussie Open had no merit with players and fans.. and here we are now, fucking loving the drama slam.
So I was recently informed that my signature was empty and needed a life affirming quote from an inspirational figure like Shakespeare or Oscar Wilde...
When I die my mates had better not tweet some cheesy crap like I'm watching over them or some jazz. Watch your train-wreck lives? I'll take my chances in hell.
-Drunk tweeter at twitter