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Michael Berrer is a sick nice guy. A real teddy bear. That's probably why his nickname is Baloo. Anyway, he's probably a little more gullible than most, I should think with. I asked if he was playing doubles, when he said no, it's too hard with 5-sets. I understand I said, so just played mixed, I continued, laughing. Nah, he replied, I have a girlfriend and do not want to take a shower together with the girl I play with. Now I thought my German was rusty, but I speak German fluently, so I could not believe what he meant. Take a shower with her, what do you mean? Yes, take a shower with her, he replied! Now you're kidding, Baloo! As it turned out that Melzer and Petzschner had pranked on him the need to take a shower in a mixed changing room after the game and because Baloo has a girlfriend so he could not do it. I almost laughed as I cried ... He's a nice guy!
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He's a simple fella.
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Melzer/Petz

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Yeah Melzer and Petzschner just too good

Melzer surely showered with many WTA players.

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Brilliant.
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Great man. And classic petz.

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Haha didnt Berrer ever realise that the female players and male players went seperate ways after their match?

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Cute.
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Awesome prank

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Source?: http://answermyquestionjerk.se/robert/

Raglefant? Dovregubbe?
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What a fucking donut
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prick move on their part for letting the joke run that long.
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Big Fat Berrer

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