Re: Fabio Fognini: The Most Interesting Tennis Player in the World
The greatness in the man lies in his ability to put his heart and soul into p!ssing off everyone within earshot, rather than wasting his energies on developing his obviously huge potential.
I used to be your everyday average Joe. Then one day some guy told me I can do whatever I set my heart on. So I tried to fly, and failed. He then told me that there are limitations in life and that I should be more modest in my aspirations. So I robbed a convenience store and got arrested. He then told me not to take everything people say literally, and to use my own initiative. So I became a Trump supporter, and am politely asking you to leave my country.
-Drunk Trump supporter at New York convenience store