He managed to lose today in virtually identical fashion, right down to the score of the first two sets, so I thought I'd just post the same reaction to save time.
The Wit and Wisdom of the Tennis Journalist, Indian Wells 2004
ROGER FEDERER: Yeah, I remember this one time when I went on a vacation on the Maldives. That was in the year 2001, I think. I went to this spa. I went to walk around with my girlfriend. I walk in, and we want to book a spa. This guy goes, "AHH, I remember you. You beat Sampras. I saw you on TV." That was like, really, how can you remember me? This guy has probably never been off his island and still knows me. I was a little bit shocked. Then I went to play tennis with him because he was actually the tennis teacher. It was nice.
Q. Were you naked at the time in the spa?
ROGER FEDERER: No. It was at the front desk. I didn't walk in naked.
Melzer probably needed to win this in two after the length of his last match, and illness earlier in the week. Despite Mugdasco immediately dumping an errorstrewn service break at the start of the third, Melzer was pretty clearly running out of energy at that point.