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Recent history of the tennis

A long long time ago in a land far far away at the beginning of 2008, an army of piggy's attacked the australian open. Unfortuently much like the time of the last invasion of 69' where the blaumaunges attacked wimbledon, the scotsman could not fend them off. In 09, nor could the swiss. In the final of the australian open, the swiss master was eating the piggy for breakfast.. however since he ate too much of it too quickly it made him choke on it. So he lost the battle with the last remaining piggy which was quite gutting. This caused alarm in the camp of the pythons, where captain's monty(panesar) and novak(djokovic) decided on a plan to eat the piggy's for breakfast. They would entice the piggy's one by one in a battle that lasted for hours, and even in defeat would wear them down enough that the swiss army could finish them off. This led to the swiss capture of the throne in both france and england.. which even a mighty scotsman and american could not stop.

However this was not a good thing according to the camp of journeyman, so their leaders(General Juan Martin, and General Messages) sent for reenforcements to go and not only defeat the swiss but also the piggy's. They succedded so far, however as always an army of peoples awaits to fight them including the one under the leadership of tsar nikolay and mr pusher simon.

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on grass "general" juan will be the one getting roasted by the piggie

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A long long time ago in a land far far away at the beginning of 2008, an army of piggy's attacked the australian open. Unfortuently much like the time of the last invasion of 69' where the blaumaunges attacked wimbledon, the scotsman could not fend them off. In 09, nor could the swiss. In the final of the australian open, the swiss master was eating the piggy for breakfast.. however since he ate too much of it too quickly it made him choke on it. So he lost the battle with the last remaining piggy which was quite gutting. This caused alarm in the camp of the pythons, where captain's monty(panesar) and novak(djokovic) decided on a plan to eat the piggy's for breakfast. They would entice the piggy's one by one in a battle that lasted for hours, and even in defeat would wear them down enough that the swiss army could finish them off. This led to the swiss capture of the throne in both france and england.. which even a mighty scotsman and american could not stop.

However this was not a good thing according to the camp of journeyman, so their leaders(General Juan Martin, and General Messages) sent for reenforcements to go and not only defeat the swiss but also the piggy's. They succedded so far, however as always an army of peoples awaits to fight them including the one under the leadership of tsar nikolay and mr pusher simon.

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