If Federer wins USO, I will do a Mr. Burns-esqe "excellent"....then go about my daily business
If Nadal wins USO, I will be like "well yay i suppose vamos rafa and such" then go about my daily business
If Del Potro wins USO, I will scream "Hells yeah muther-f**ker!" and run around going
until i collapse or get tackled down by some jaded murray fan
If Murray wins USO, I will vomit in my mouth just a little bit and probably swear like a sailor, and intensly dislike the situation
If Roddick wins USO, I will go..."aww isnt that nice?"
If Gonzalez(it could
happen) wins USO, I will be possibly the happiest person in the world for that moment in time
If anyone else wins USO, I will be suprised and also like "woah!"