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You know you are an obsessed tennis fan when you...

1. Look through the whole GS draw and if unknown players are found, you search for their profiles, pictures or any videos to find out more.
2. Watch all the matches important and unimportant ones, despite having crucial exams the day after.
3. Scream so loudly when your favourite wins an epic battle, that the neighbours start to complain.
4. Plan your weekend to fit the Tennis schedule.
5. Have repetitive nightmares about an umpire, with red eyes and vampire like teeth shouting and staring at you for complaining about a line call.

Continue this list, i.e the next poster writes reason 6. 7. 8. etc etc and lets see how many reasons we can get.


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6. You name your child "Andy Murray".

7. You say "15 love" when your team scores at football.

8. You say "deuce" when the opposition equalises.

9. You wear a muscle shirt and pirate pants into exams.

10. You end every statement by saying "...no?"

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11. Pray for the favourite player to win

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1. Look through the whole GS draw and if unknown players are found, you search for their profiles, pictures or any videos to find out more.
12. You look through the whole GS Draw and you find NO unknown players.
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13. You have lucky items of clothing that you have to wear to ensure that your player wins.
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14. When you live in North America, but ARod still means Andy Roddick and not Alex Rodriguez

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6. You name your child "Andy Murray".

7. You say "15 love" when your team scores at football.

8. You say "deuce" when the opposition equalises.

9. You wear a muscle shirt and pirate pants into exams.

10. You end every statement by saying "...no?"
I seriously saw so many different interviews of Nadal I started throwing it into conversations, and still do. HAHAHA! People give me weird looks sometimes, but it is kind of funny.
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15. Cannot sit down when a match involving your favorite gets to 55 in a set.

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15. When you have cried over your playing losing a match... more than once.
16. When you have screamed so loud during a match, your throat is hoarse

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17. You say "new balls please" when the momentum shifts during a game of cards

18. You can watch 17 hours of tennis on the DVR in 2 hours by Fast forwarding to the end of every set

19. Every time you see a "new" tennis name you google to see if they have ne shirtless pics

20. You have to extract a gig of saved tennis pics a month from your pc

21. your screen names, passwords, & PINs are all tennis related
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22. You have tennis matches on your iPod.

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23. You fail an exam and tell your professor that it was a "let" because you didn't study.
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24. Use a stream that buffers every 2 seconds and has commentary in a language you dont understand just to see your fave play.

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25. You named your dog Roger

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